The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 "Why is there a hampster here?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted May 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 4 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: "Why is there a hampster here?" "Oh, that's always been here. Once the building was finished, I was checking it out, and that was there. So... yeah. His name is Gerard." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 21, 2022 Report Share Posted May 21, 2022 "Thank you for letting me tour your museum," yells Wizard as he runs into the distance with his new anger spren friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 Cheese mister McGees started wondering if this was the place for him as he wandered around, confused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 Foklasfag greeted him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted August 10, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2022 An old traveler looked over the old museum. They coughed, and it was restored to it's former glory. Except wait... where was... oh nevermind there it was. Autotuned monkey screaming filled the air for no reason at all as a sand castle rose up from the floor, which the famous stuntman Clutch Nixon sat upon. Everyone cheered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 10, 2022 Report Share Posted August 10, 2022 Foklasfag greeted him as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted August 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2022 On 8/10/2022 at 3:53 PM, EmulatonStromenkiin said: Foklasfag greeted him as well. The traveler (who had recently legally changed the spelling of "traveler" to "Travellar") jumped in surprise. "이봐! 당신은 어디에서 왔습니까?" They said, alarmed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 12, 2022 Report Share Posted August 12, 2022 12 hours ago, Landing Sequence said: The traveler (who had recently legally changed the spelling of "traveler" to "Travellar") jumped in surprise. "이봐! 당신은 어디에서 왔습니까?" They said, alarmed. Foklasfag turned on his polyglot translator. "What was that again?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted August 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2022 4 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said: Foklasfag turned on his polyglot translator. "What was that again?" The Travellar gave him a confused look. "Did you really not hear me the first time? I was being pretty loud..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 13, 2022 Report Share Posted August 13, 2022 19 hours ago, Landing Sequence said: The Travellar gave him a confused look. "Did you really not hear me the first time? I was being pretty loud..." "You were not speaking my language," Foklasfag explained patiently. "I am Foklasfag, the admittance officer. How may I help you?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted August 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 6 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said: "You were not speaking my language," Foklasfag explained patiently. "I am Foklasfag, the admittance officer. How may I help you?" The Travellar blinked. "Admittance officer...? For the museum? How are you still alive!?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 Foklasfag gave him an odd look. "I'm not sure if alive is the correct way to describe me. I exist, though. Why do you ask?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted August 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 41 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said: Foklasfag gave him an odd look. "I'm not sure if alive is the correct way to describe me. I exist, though. Why do you ask?" The Travellar blinked. “It’s been exactly 731,039 years since you were hired by the Curator… that’s why the museum was all run down, it’s been abandoned for almost that long!” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 Foklasfag laughed. "Years by which system?" he asked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted August 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 “… I don’t know. Yours? Your planet has orbited its star 731,039 times since your employment.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 23, 2022 Report Share Posted August 23, 2022 Foklasfag gave him another odd look. "I don't have a planet. I wasn't born on one, or ever really went to one beyond worldhopping. I am as much an inexplicable entity as X over there." he pointed at an oddly shaped dark mass that was floating by the entrance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted August 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 The Travellar groaned. "My point is, it's been a really long time. Like, a really long time." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 Foklasfag grinned. "So? I'm still here, I chose to stay. The dragon Tavern was a bit dank for me." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted August 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 "Okay then." Suddenly, the entire cognitive realm collapsed for no reason then was built again for no reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 Foklasfag remained untouched. the Funny Smell of room 239 appeared. It was not visible 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted September 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 Except for when it was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted September 1, 2022 Report Share Posted September 1, 2022 Which was only in odd atmospheres, and direct sunlight, which did not exist in the cognitive realm. The Funny Smell from room 239 smelled odd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted September 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2022 But it was more funny than it was odd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted September 2, 2022 Report Share Posted September 2, 2022 Foklasfag smiled at the Funny Smell as it wafted his way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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