SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 16 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Wizard appears and starts rapidly speaking. "Welcome @SymphonianBookworm! I'm glad that you found your way here. I'm just stepping in for a friend who is gone for now. Here is your room key and the block letter and number is inscribed into the key. Your room will be fully equiped for everything a sanderfan could wish for. This includes: the latest fabrial machines including a fully working hologram computer and access to the fabrinet. Our library also includes all books that were ever written or are going to be written. Just watch out for other patients as some have very sever cases of Brandofandonitis and join in daily community building or destroying exercises. Including foosball games that turn intense very fast or going insane from channeling saidin. You can choose your own investiture here in ICBAAOM! So have fun and try not to die too often." "Thank you!" Symph responds. "also... if the library contains all the books that are going to be written, will Stormlight Archive 5 be there? Also, I am not going to make any promises about the not-dying-too-often thing. Now, who's up for a game of foosball?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 7 minutes ago, SymphonianBookworm said: "Thank you!" Symph responds. "also... if the library contains all the books that are going to be written, will Stormlight Archive 5 be there? Also, I am not going to make any promises about the not-dying-too-often thing. Now, who's up for a game of foosball?" "The library does include all ten stormlight books and dragonsteel. If you die you have the right to come back, but no one has actually died in a while." Wizard then disappears to the kitchen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 Symph promptly dies at the words of there being all ten Stormlight books. She comes back, though, and then immediately goes to the library. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lament on the Wind she/her Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 (edited) Thanks @The Wandering Wizard!Question..Is there a Brando book stash around there?I heard it's the only cure.... *bites everyone on the neck because Brandofandonitis spreads like lycanthropy/vampirism* BOOKS ARE MY FOOOOOOOD!!! Edited June 28, 2022 by WindjoggerTriggerhappy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette he/him Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 2 hours ago, SymphonianBookworm said: Now, who's up for a game of foosball?" Silhouette walks by. "I am!" He saunters over to the table. "Hey, I'm actually a master foosball player," he says. "I've won like seven of the two games I've played." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES he/him Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 1 hour ago, SymphonianBookworm said: Symph promptly dies at the words of there being all ten Stormlight books. She comes back, though, and then immediately goes to the library. Ive been in here for years and unable to find hoids backstory says a disheveled man peekeing out from behind a shelf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 (edited) 46 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said: "I've won like seven of the two games I've played." Bookwyrm appears again, after a long disappearance. "I....have detected an incongruity in the mathematics of your statement. "In other words, I'm confused. Again." He looks around. "This whole place is confusing, really." Edited June 28, 2022 by The Bookwyrm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, Shining Silhouette said: Silhouette walks by. "I am!" He saunters over to the table. "Hey, I'm actually a master foosball player," he says. "I've won like seven of the two games I've played." Symph nods. "That makes sense! Let's play! I'm actually pretty good." 2 hours ago, HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES said: Ive been in here for years and unable to find hoids backstory says a disheveled man peekeing out from behind a shelf Symph's eyes widen. "B-but I thought all the answers were here! We must find it at all costs!" 2 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said: Bookwyrm appears again, after a long disappearance. "I....have detected an incongruity in the mathematics of your statement. "In other words, I'm confused. Again." He looks around. "This whole place is confusing, really." Symph pats Bookwyrm on the shoulder. "Just remember, the answer to everything is 42. Also, do you want to play winner after me and Silho play foosball! I'm gonna, win, by the way." *smiles competitively* Edited June 28, 2022 by SymphonianBookworm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 1 minute ago, SymphonianBookworm said: Symph pats Bookwyrm on the shoulder. "Just remember, the answer to everything is 42. Also, do you want to play winner after me and Silho play foosball! I'm gonna, win, by the way." *smiles competitively* "I suppose. I'm not particularly skilled at foosball, though." Bookwyrm thinks for a moment. "...Can I burn atium during the match?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 Symph tilts [insert my mysterious pronouns] head. "Would that make you feel better?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 "No, more like it would make me win. But many see it as cheating, so I have to ask permission first." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 "The rules of foosball here is that you can use any investiture that you have. We've already had shardblades, lightsabers, saidin and more come into play during a single match. So you could burn atium, but it would be safe to assume that your opponent can as well." Replied Wizard's voice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 (edited) 50 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said: "No, more like it would make me win. But many see it as cheating, so I have to ask permission first." "Thanks for asking. Most people would've just done it. I'm still not really sure what the rules are---I just got here (though I should have been here a while ago), but sure. You can use it. But I want a shardblade!!" Edited June 28, 2022 by SymphonianBookworm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 thaidakar started a world war. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES he/him Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 The desheveled man pounced on top of the wandering wizard.... YOU HAVE IT DONT YOU.. YOU HAVE HOIDS BACKSTORY he tried to strangle him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 2 minutes ago, HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES said: The desheveled man pounced on top of the wandering wizard.... YOU HAVE IT DONT YOU.. YOU HAVE HOIDS BACKSTORY he tried to strangle him. Thaidakar blinked and held up a boxed set of three dragon steel leather bounds, "I've had these for months." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 1 minute ago, HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES said: The desheveled man pounced on top of the wandering wizard.... YOU HAVE IT DONT YOU.. YOU HAVE HOIDS BACKSTORY he tried to strangle him. Wizard laughed. "I used to have it but I gave it to someone else to read." Wizard's hologram disappears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 59 minutes ago, SymphonianBookworm said: "Thanks for asking. Most people would've just done it. I'm still not really sure what the rules are---I just got here (though I should have been here a while ago), but sure. You can use it. But I want a shardblade!!" "You don't have one yet?" Bookwyrm asked, summoning his. "I'm sure you could find one around here somewhere...or a spren, willing to bond..." Bookwyrm turned to Wizard. "Are there Shardblades here?" he asked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 29, 2022 Report Share Posted June 29, 2022 (edited) 30 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said: "You don't have one yet?" Bookwyrm asked, summoning his. "I'm sure you could find one around here somewhere...or a spren, willing to bond..." Bookwyrm turned to Wizard. "Are there Shardblades here?" he asked. "Yes, but they're well guarded by the clinic, which if you didn't know is alive. You could go on a dangerous adventure through the clinic to find the hidden stash of spren." Edited June 29, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 29, 2022 Report Share Posted June 29, 2022 Bookwyrm paused. "I didn't know that. But it's not too surprising; the unexpected is expected here." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 29, 2022 Report Share Posted June 29, 2022 Nameless ran by waving an Honorblade in one hand and an Angreal in the other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 29, 2022 Report Share Posted June 29, 2022 "Oh, I forgot about Angreals," Bookwyrm said. "I really need to get around to re-attempting my read of Wheel of Time," he continued. "I only got to book eight last time." He looked at Nameless. "Also, who's Honorblade is that?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted June 29, 2022 Report Share Posted June 29, 2022 Sarian piped up. "Can I have it? Please? I only need it... well, until the foosball match is over. Or until it breaks. Because it might break." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 29, 2022 Report Share Posted June 29, 2022 "...What exactly are you going to be doing that could break an Honorblade?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 29, 2022 Report Share Posted June 29, 2022 "Well Nameless might channel Saidin through the Angreal and then through the honorblade. It would have unforscene consequences." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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