NameIess Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 Just now, The Wandering Wizard said: "Just be aware that by setting foot on these grounds you are allowing us to examine you for brandonfanonitis." "Oh that's not an issue. I already know I have Brandonfandonitis." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 Random Fellow set the reporter on fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 Just now, Nameless said: "Oh that's not an issue. I already know I have Brandonfandonitis." "Well then, you can report from here, but you can't leave, not now that you are here." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said: Random Fellow set the reporter on fire. Lark laughed, happily pulling out a pen and paper. "Don't worry, I've done my research. I came prepared with fire retardant lotion. So you're the elusive Random Fellow, eh? It's an honor to finally meet you. Mind if I ask you a few quick questions?" 2 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: "Well then, you can report from here, but you can't leave, not now that you are here." "That's fine, thank you." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Nameless said: Lark laughed, happily pulling out a pen and paper. "Don't worry, I've done my research. I came prepared with fire retardant lotion. So you're the elusive Random Fellow, eh? It's an honor to finally meet you. Mind if I ask you a few quick questions?" "That's fine, thank you." Emma looks at Lark woozily and starts to caw an answer before she falls asleep, trapping Calano under her wing. Edited September 12, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 3 minutes ago, Nameless said: Lark laughed, happily pulling out a pen and paper. "Don't worry, I've done my research. I came prepared with fire retardant lotion. So you're the elusive Random Fellow, eh? It's an honor to finally meet you. Mind if I ask you a few quick questions?" "That's fine, thank you." Random Fellow caused the pen to explode, then vanished in a crackling swirl of flame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 Lark stared at the afterimage, then pulled out his backup pen and started scribbling in his notebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted September 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 14 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Emma looks at Lark woozily and starts to caw an answer before she falls asleep, trapping Calano under her wing. Calano crumples to the floor under the weight of Emma's wing. "Ow," He mutters, and extricates himself. He waves his hand, and Emma turns back into her human form. He hoists her up against the base of the statue to rest. "Sorry," He says to Lark ( @Nameless ), "We've been through a rough couple of days and are quite tired. I have enough energy to answer you though." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 "Lots of the people that were here are kind of inactive in their rooms currently," Bookwyrm said. "After the whole basement fiasco, things got weird." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 2 hours ago, CalanoCorvus said: "Sorry," He says to Lark ( @Nameless ), "We've been through a rough couple of days and are quite tired. I have enough energy to answer you though." "Excellent!" Lark ruffles through a bag at his waist, finally pulling out a sheet of paper. "Here we go, top ten most asked questions about the clinic. Number one is: What was your inspiration to create the clinic?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted September 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 Calano thinks back to those many months ago when he founded the clinic. Or was it years? or decades? honestly, he didn't remember when. "I wanted to help people recover from Brandofandonitis and other related maladies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 "But why did you consider it such a problem? And why specifically Brandonfandonitis?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted September 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 "You've never seen the effects of Brandofandonitis, have you? Insomnia, anxiety, depression are all symptoms, among many more. It was a huge problem, so I created this clinic." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 "I see." Lark scribbled some notes. "Moving on to the second most asked question, how'd you get an entire dimension like this?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted September 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 "Very long story. I bought it and went through a whole case in the Almighty Courts, and the chickens were angry about it. That's what caused.... recent events." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 "Yes, very good. Third question: What's you and Emma's ship name?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted September 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 "Emmorvus or Calemma. Next question." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Nameless said: "Yes, very good. Third question: What's you and Emma's ship name?" Quote LOL, I started laughing so hard when I saw that question. Edited September 13, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted September 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 Quote yes but the ship names i responded with XD. they be wack lmao. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 "What's your success rate?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted September 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 "For the treatment? 86.3%." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 "Really?" Lark looked surprised. "Can you give me the names of any successfully treated patients?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted September 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 "That's confidential. No. Next question." Calano glanced at Emma, who was still sleeping, propped up against the base of the statue. He sat down next to her and pulled on her arm gently. Her head fell and came to rest on his shoulder. He gestured for Lark to sit in front of him. "Please, sit down. And continue the interview." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 Lark nodded, sitting down. "Fifth question, who's your favorite patient?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted September 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 "Hmm. Emma's technically not a patient... So... Bookwyrm. He's smart." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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