Medium he/they Posted April 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 Dom walked in nonchalantly. "I cause immense mental and emotional trauma to my characters." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration he/him Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 "I want to kill the animal companion." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide she/her Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 "I murdered a child" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 Just now, Morningtide said: "I murdered a child" "Uh, this is an evil authors club. Not the murderers club. We only kill our audience's hopes and dreams here." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide she/her Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 1 minute ago, Nameless said: "Uh, this is an evil authors club. Not the murderers club. We only kill our audience's hopes and dreams here." "Well the child was a side character who was killed off to cause extreme emotional trauma to a main character who blames himself, so does that count?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 Just now, Morningtide said: "Well the child was a side character who was killed off to cause extreme emotional trauma to a main character who blames himself, so does that count?" "Oh, yeah. That's totally cool." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 Thaidakar excepted them all into the club. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 Nameless started writing a book titled: The conclusive guiide to killing chickens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Nameless said: Nameless started writing a book titled: The conclusive guiide to killing chickens. Thaidakar gave it one star, the chickens were growing on him. like a fungus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 "I traumatized a six year old by making him think he caused Calamity!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 Just now, Tani said: "I traumatized a six year old by making him think he caused Calamity!" "TANI!" said Thaidakar laughing, "you evil genius! think of the character arc, that sounds fun." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 3 hours ago, Nameless said: Nameless dashed in after Frustration. "I like killing small animals." The Chickens dashed in after Nameless, streaming into the room for several minutes. Aydee had been at them again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said: The Chickens dashed in after Nameless, streaming into the room for several minutes. Aydee had been at them again. Nameless pulled out a restraining order from the Intergalactic republic of chickens. "You're not allowed to attack me anymore, legally speaking." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 1 minute ago, Nameless said: Nameless pulled out a restraining order from the Intergalactic republic of chickens. "You're not allowed to attack me anymore, legally speaking." The Chickens had never been attacking him, except that one time. for a decent amount of time they had been chasing him because he had been making squawking noises. Also, 2 hours ago, Nameless said: Nameless started writing a book titled: The conclusive guiide to killing chickens. given this evidence, the intergalactic republic of chickens had no choice to forever ban Nameless from calling on their authority again. they also voided the restraining order. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 3 minutes ago, Nameless said: Nameless pulled out a restraining order from the Intergalactic republic of chickens. "You're not allowed to attack me anymore, legally speaking." Lawyer Chicken McGee summoned Nameless to court using a formal summons, the chickens had legal rights everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said: The Chickens had never been attacking him, except that one time. for a decent amount of time they had been chasing him because he had been making squawking noises. Also, given this evidence, the intergalactic republic of chickens had no choice to forever ban Nameless from calling on their authority again. they also voided the restraining order. "But-but-it's a guide to kill chickens that includes solely seven-hundred and fifty-three of the worst ways to kill chickens! If my book becomes popular, chicken deaths will drop dramatically!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration he/him Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 "I was going to use it as a to-do list." Frustration whispered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 Thaidakar used a frying pan in its proper form, smashing it against Frustration's head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 Just now, Frustration said: "I was going to use it as a to-do list." Frustration whispered. "And it would take you aproximately 753,000,000 years to finish doing so. And I'm putting all the proceeds towards founding Cow-fil-A." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 4 minutes ago, Nameless said: "And it would take you aproximately 753,000,000 years to finish doing so. And I'm putting all the proceeds towards founding Cow-fil-A." It was too late, the evidence had been used. *pointing out the chickens still aren't attacking you* The chickens are fine if you kept writing it, as you had just lost chicken legality. The chickens began to advance ominously on Frustration. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said: It was too late, the evidence had been used. *pointing out the chickens still aren't attacking you* The chickens are fine if you kept writing it, as you had just lost chicken legality. The chickens began to advance ominously on Frustration. Nameless shrugged. "Works for me." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration he/him Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: Thaidakar used a frying pan in its proper form, smashing it against Frustration's head. Frustration burned steel and pushed it away. 14 minutes ago, Nameless said: "And it would take you aproximately 753,000,000 years to finish doing so. And I'm putting all the proceeds towards founding Cow-fil-A." "I'm immortal, I have time." 8 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said: The chickens began to advance ominously on Frustration. "I will warn you I do have access to Microkenisis." Edited April 29, 2022 by Frustration 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 1 minute ago, Frustration said: "I'm immortal, I have time." "Well, this'll slow you down quite significantly." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 1 minute ago, Frustration said: Frustration burned steel and pushed it away. "I'm immortal, I have time." "I will warn you I do have access to Microkenisis." The chickens had small brains, and so did not understand what that meant. They continued to advance In the yard, Random Fellow was setting up his device that would set fire to the sun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration he/him Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 1 minute ago, Nameless said: "Well, this'll slow you down quite significantly." "Infinity minus seven-hundred fifty-three million is still infinity." Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said: The chickens had small brains, and so did not understand what that meant. They continued to advance "Well, don't say I didn't warn you." Frustration said. Suits of shardplate formed around all of the patients as Frustration preformed nuclear fission under the first chicken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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