The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 You can't really destroy it as haggis in this realm seems to be indestructible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted June 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, Nameless said: No seriously. I’ve tried burning it, but that didn’t work. How do you destroy it? The Haggis cannot be destroyed, Nameless, by any craft that we here possess. The Haggis was made in the fires of Sheep. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into the Sheeprealm and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. One of you must do this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 If I do this thing may I politely murder you on JUNE 7TH? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 Just now, Channelknight Fadran said: The Haggis cannot be destroyed, Nameless, by any craft that we here possess. The Haggis was made in the fires of Sheep. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into the Sheeprealm and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came. One of you must do this. Oh. Can eighteen-wheelers make the trip? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 5 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said: Take petition, boss around the underlings, give me snuggles... Y'know. The works. All but the snuggles sounds kinda boring... Anything else? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration he/him Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 40 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said: Then clearly I did something wrong, 'cause I have an army. And they don't have a Hulk. I have the high ground! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted June 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 10 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: If I do this thing may I politely murder you on JUNE 7TH? No. 10 minutes ago, Nameless said: Oh. Can eighteen-wheelers make the trip? No. 10 minutes ago, DramaQueen said: All but the snuggles sounds kinda boring... Anything else? ...Hand-holding? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danex he/him Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 does being emperor have term limits 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted June 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 No. It does not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danex he/him Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 ok…well, will you always consistently pass legislature that the public agrees with? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 8 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said: No In that case, we’re in trouble. Unless you can convince some giant eagles to carry all the hairs the haggis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spren of Kindness she/her Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 How'd you end up in this position anyway? My lord. I guess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted June 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 11 hours ago, dannnnnnex said: ok…well, will you always consistently pass legislature that the public agrees with? No. 6 hours ago, Nameless said: In that case, we’re in trouble. Unless you can convince some giant eagles to carry all the hairs the haggis. Eagles? Pfft. Naw. One does not simply drive into Sheepland. One must walk. 3 hours ago, Spren of Kindness said: How'd you end up in this position anyway? My lord. I guess. By unanimous declaration by the Shard's Association for Emperor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 10 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said: Eagles? Pfft. Naw. One does not simply drive into Sheepland. One must walk. I don’t think you understand the quantity of haggis I’d have to dispose of if I took this job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted June 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 I don't think you understand the quality of haggis-disposism that this land possesses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 How are we supposed to get it there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted June 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 You will take my armada of AT-ATs to walk them in for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 (edited) War is inevitable, Fadran. You cannot avoid the City Of Angels forever. They will come on wings made as if from stars. They will cause your land to be as if desolate, of all but yourself. Only you will remain. All you love will be gone. All you wish to come to pass shall not. Be wary. Edited June 5, 2022 by CalanoCorvus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danex he/him Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 4 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said: By unanimous declaration by the Shard's Association for Emperor. who is in this association? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted June 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 Me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danex he/him Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 ok so um how do i put this uhhh Spoiler VIVÍ LA REVOLUTION!! DOWN WITH THE DICTATORSHIP!!! TAKE UP YOUR ARMS MEN FOR TONIGHT WE FIGHT FOR OUR FREEDOM, nay, THE FREEDOM OF ALL WHO COME AFTER US DOWN WITH THE EMPEROR LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted June 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 ...would you like some bread? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spren of Kindness she/her Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 Yeah, but we also want Spoiler REVOLUTION! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration he/him Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 16 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said: ...would you like some bread? Actually I prefer cake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarletfox Posted June 6, 2022 Report Share Posted June 6, 2022 Do those in your army have to pay taxes still? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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