HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES he/him Posted June 14, 2022 Report Share Posted June 14, 2022 (edited) The title says it all Allomancy = eat some nails and jump out a window, it'll be fine Edited June 14, 2022 by HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES to restrictive title 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos he/him Posted June 14, 2022 Report Share Posted June 14, 2022 I'm moving this to the Cosmere Discussion board because I expect spoilers to be very plausible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quantus he/him Posted June 14, 2022 Report Share Posted June 14, 2022 Feruchemy = "Have you considered a Layaway plan?" The Court of the Gods = "Look! Tall, Pretty Vampires! If we feed them the Souls of enough Children, one of them might grant us a wish someday!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duxredux he/him Posted June 14, 2022 Report Share Posted June 14, 2022 Here's a few bad descriptions: Elantris - there's this guy. He dies, his death sucks, and then he dies. Mistborn - Wealthy politician fails to adjust for discontent among lower class populace. Way of Kings - Guy gets thrown into a team of misfits, classic underdog sports style. The team is too good at catching the "ball" so with the new leader guy's help, they get better at not catching the "ball". Also, a girl tries to steal another girl's bracelet. Older man deals with family issues and has some beef with an old drinking buddy. And in a dramatic reveal, we find out that an elderly man has a cool rock. Stormlight - You have to breath just right and the color of your power can change what you can do sometimes. BioChromatic Breaths - Lets you infuse objects and people with power. To get more powerful you have to find the right words to say. Get really good and you can get a powerful talking sword buddy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rg2045 Posted June 14, 2022 Report Share Posted June 14, 2022 Stormlight: mist electricity, that you can breath Hemilergy: deadly acupuncture old magic: you get what you get. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration he/him Posted June 14, 2022 Report Share Posted June 14, 2022 Feruchemy: Have you tried turning the magic off and on again? Allomancy: Iron supplimets 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES he/him Posted June 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2022 Threnody magic. Grandma will be with you, always Special magic fruit makes chicken magic Mistborn Yin and Yang are not zen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lego Mistborn he/him Posted June 14, 2022 Report Share Posted June 14, 2022 Stormlight- vaping, but it's good for you(although in some places still illegal) Hemalurgey- stabby stabby equals magic magic Sand Mastery- sand castles Elantris- math equals magic Awakening - CPR First of the Sun- good parasites Allomancy- drink metal whisky, become god Feruchemy- battery bracelets Threnody- scary ghosts hate silver Returned- I died, now I'm back, let's be wasteful. Fused- I die, then steal another's body Did I miss any? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES he/him Posted June 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2022 TWoK Grizzeled man has unconventional relationship with young girl while old man complains about how slow genocide is, while poisoned baking rages 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted June 14, 2022 Report Share Posted June 14, 2022 Stormlight Archive: A bunch of mentally unstable people of varying ages come together to fight evil forces with magic mist as they all talk to people no one can see.......... Mistborn Era 2: Hats, bad romance that actually wasn't romance, arranged marriages, and magic gloves (bands). The Reckoners: Steel, hearts, and magic evil but not actually evil fighting prof-essers. Warbreaker: Magic hair. Witty weird wisdom. Jumping on the bed. Smokey swords. Elantris: A guy dies but isn't actually dead but then he dies but isn't actually dead. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trusk'our he/him Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 (edited) Hemalurgy: "So, you're saying all I need to do to use telekinesis is to take one of my grandma's knitting needles over there, impale that guy over there with it, then stab myself through the eye, and it'll somehow work?! And you think I'm crazy?!" -a sane human being selected from the streets of Elendel Edited June 20, 2022 by Trusk'our 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren he/him Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 sand mastery - you can make sand a different colour if you don't mind being dehydrated forgery - what if this thing wasn't this thing dahkor - i deformed myself to make myself magic hemalurgy - i stabbed myself to make myself magic returned - i died and now i'm magic heralds - oh no, not again shardblades - stabby without the stabby 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Child of Hodor Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 Radiant Spren = Elf on a Shelf. They are always keeping track of you and they can show up all over the place. Also they might give you magic. Roshar = What if like underwater was on the surface, maaan? Taln = Jesus with a gym membership and PTSD. Ghostbloods = East India Company meets Undercover Boss and Survivor. Dawnshards = Like the titular Mangler in Stephen King's The Mangler where an industrial laundry machine kills people who previously used it. Spiritual Realm = 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking he/him Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 (edited) Vasher- Disgruntled serial killing god sometimes takes in wandering princesses. Mistborn-Metal magic, metal jewelry magic, metal piercing magic. Dalinar- Mass murderer gets amnesia, does penance, remembers that he used to kill, and says no to drugs. Edited June 21, 2022 by Nathrangking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide she/her Posted June 21, 2022 Report Share Posted June 21, 2022 Hoid: that one guy who shows up wherever you are, makes cryptic comments, and then vanishes into thin air 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rune he/him Posted June 24, 2022 Report Share Posted June 24, 2022 Shattering: a bunch of people kill God, eat him, become Gods, kill each other and spread their bodies all over planets 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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