EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted September 5, 2022 Report Share Posted September 5, 2022 What is the most useless epic power you can think of? Here are a few: 1. burping in Russian 2. lighting matches on polyester 3. turning bellybutton from an innie to an outie, and back again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted September 5, 2022 Report Share Posted September 5, 2022 1. The power to kill a single epic at will. That epic is yourself 2. Having any power but your weakness is using your power 3. The ability to teleport, but only the distance of a single step you can take, and to everyone else it just looks like you walked. You also cannot move through solids 4. The ability to read and speak any language, but not understand it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted September 30, 2022 Report Share Posted September 30, 2022 1. The ability to have unlimited bowls of any peanut butter cereal. But you’re allergic. 2. The power to change the taste of chicken into the taste of grapes. 3. The power to hypnotize chickens… but you can’t make them do anything but sleep, and they’re really too stupid to accomplish anything anyway. DONT ERASE THE LINE. 4. The ability to see your siblings through walls when they’re asleep 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YeomanoftheBowman he/him Posted May 25, 2023 Report Share Posted May 25, 2023 1. The power of positive thinking. 2. The ability to always get a "C+" on any test. 3. The ability to make grass grow slightly faster. 4. The ability to not go crazy when you use your powers, but that's your power. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandersonFanderson she/her Posted July 17, 2023 Report Share Posted July 17, 2023 1. The ability to make any item a slightly lighter shade than the color it already is 2. You have illusion powers but only the ability to make people see a single can of Sprite in front of them 3. The power to summon blueberries. You can only summon one at a time, and you hate blueberries 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Phantom he/him Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 The ability to win a coin flip 51% of the time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted July 19, 2023 Report Share Posted July 19, 2023 I still have leftover ideas from the Reckoner's rpg 1. The ability to consciously ressurect. (think about that one...) 2. The ability to make yourself invisible but only to yourself. 3. The ability to conjure air out of thin air! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted August 31, 2023 Report Share Posted August 31, 2023 The ability to grow your pinky toenail 1.25 times as fast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted August 31, 2023 Report Share Posted August 31, 2023 The ability to have a -10% off on any product (costs 10% more) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ Male Posted August 31, 2023 Report Share Posted August 31, 2023 The ability to grant other people non working powers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience he/him Posted September 1, 2023 Report Share Posted September 1, 2023 The ability to immediately skip one add on YouTube. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ Male Posted September 1, 2023 Report Share Posted September 1, 2023 49 minutes ago, Experience said: The ability to immediately skip one add on YouTube. I don’t know that pretty nice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience he/him Posted September 1, 2023 Report Share Posted September 1, 2023 9 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said: I don’t know that pretty nice Problem is there's always two adds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadMax634 Posted September 25, 2023 Report Share Posted September 25, 2023 1. The ability to see through walls, but only when the lights are off 2. The ability to fall asleep instantly but then wake up 10 min later 3. The ability to phase through cotton 4.The ability to always know were one person is, that person is yourself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomslug he/him Posted November 14, 2023 Report Share Posted November 14, 2023 (edited) A gps is not bad On 9/24/2023 at 9:14 PM, MadMax634 said: The ability to always know were one person is, that person is yourself An internal gps isnt bad. I mean it would help Edited November 14, 2023 by Boomslug Fixed quote 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted November 15, 2023 Report Share Posted November 15, 2023 the ability to fly, but only straight up, no moving sideways the ability to melt rocky road ice cream if your'e on a rocky road the ability to speak to whales, but not to understand them (sorry dory) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity_Engine he/him Posted November 27, 2023 Report Share Posted November 27, 2023 The ability to read people's mind, but only the brain-stem part of the mind. (The part that controls automatic body functions, like your heart beat and breathing while you're not thinking about breathing.) The ability to manipulate keyboards within arms reach that you can see. As a side effect, it creates the illusion of you typing on the keyboard. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..... he/him Posted November 28, 2023 Report Share Posted November 28, 2023 6 hours ago, Calamity_Engine said: The ability to read people's mind, but only the brain-stem part of the mind. (The part that controls automatic body functions, like your heart beat and breathing while you're not thinking about breathing.) The ability to manipulate keyboards within arms reach that you can see. As a side effect, it creates the illusion of you typing on the keyboard. you forgot that it also takes the same amount of energy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted April 26 Report Share Posted April 26 The ability to sneeze with your eyes open ( impossible ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vin(Diesel) Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 The power to read your own mind The ability to eat dirt. You can’t get nourishment from it, it just doesn’t hurt you to eat it. Stinging jellyfish. Tired of being stung by jellyfish? Now you can sting them back. Flying in your sleep. Like sleepwalking, but where you find yourself upon waking is even more unpredictable. *Crash* Making people believe you are an Epic Making people believe you aren’t an Epic The ability to lick yourself clean like a cat Coughing up hairballs like a cat Getting the hiccups at will 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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