Elf They/them Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 Totally not copying calano here This is for you to talk about all things Artemis Fowl because honestly, Artemis fowl, Harry Potter and Percy Jackson are the holy Trinity of middle grade fantasy To start off Favourite character? Mine is Artemis, obviously. He was one of those characters that walked so characters like Kaz could run 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 I do like artemis and holly. But I also like Butler, Mulch, and Foaly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium he/they Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 you mfin copycat, you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 5 minutes ago, CalanoCorvus said: you mfin copycat, you. Grows menacingly. What are your favorite characters? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trutharchivist he/him Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 It's kind of weird with me, really... I'm not really a superfan of anything, but I've read quite a few books and remember them quite well. It's related because I've read Artemis Fowl, and it was... Nice, I guess (I especially like decrypting the writings at the bottom), but I don't really have a favorite character. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 I love Artemis. He’s great. Who else ships him with Holly? Also, Mulch is an icon. So is Foaly. And Butler. And… all the characters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 Just now, SymphonianBookworm said: I love Artemis. He’s great. Who else ships him with Holly? I did before book six. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elf They/them Posted September 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 1 hour ago, The Wandering Wizard said: I did before book six. Ah i get that. That...scene was not cool. But hey it was the early 2000s I guess, and the books are a product of their time. 1 hour ago, SymphonianBookworm said: I love Artemis. He’s great. Who else ships him with Holly? Also, Mulch is an icon. So is Foaly. And Butler. And… all the characters. I ship him with Holly! Okay, Symph here's a question for ya. It contains minor spoilers for SoC and book 3 of Artemis Fowl so I'll put it in a box. Spoiler Do you think that scene in book 3 where Artemis wants to cut off that guys finger (Spiro, I think?) is strangely reminiscent of Kaz ripping out that other guys eyeball? Well, a way milder, much much tamer version but still. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor he/him Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 1 hour ago, SymphonianBookworm said: I love Artemis. He’s great. Who else ships him with Holly? Isn't Holly hundreds of years old? Also, I've only read the first two books. (Don't hurt me.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elf They/them Posted September 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 (edited) 27 minutes ago, AonDoor said: Isn't Holly hundreds of years old? Also, I've only read the first two books. (Don't hurt me.) More like 80 years old But hey Need I say more than Edward and Bella? Damon/Stefan and Elena? Atleast holly Isn't Yk The living dead Don't worry we won't hurt you Much (Goes without saying/jk) Edited September 12, 2022 by Elf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 Just now, Elf said: Much I read this as Mulch... 28 minutes ago, AonDoor said: Isn't Holly hundreds of years old? Also, I've only read the first two books. (Don't hurt me.) We'll only force you to fight a troll, armed only with a medieval suit of armor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elf They/them Posted September 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 (edited) Oh that was a badass scene Let's go Butler! Have you seen the movie On a scale of 0 to -10000, how bad did you find it? Not throwing shade on any of the actors (they tried their best with what they were given) but the...everything else could have been better Edited September 12, 2022 by Elf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 3 hours ago, Elf said: Ah i get that. That...scene was not cool. But hey it was the early 2000s I guess, and the books are a product of their time. I ship him with Holly! Okay, Symph here's a question for ya. It contains minor spoilers for SoC and book 3 of Artemis Fowl so I'll put it in a box. Hide contents Do you think that scene in book 3 where Artemis wants to cut off that guys finger (Spiro, I think?) is strangely reminiscent of Kaz ripping out that other guys eyeball? Well, a way milder, much much tamer version but still. Age? In a ratio to human years, Holly is about his age. Besides. I ship Jasnahoid and we don’t talk about the age difference there wait a minute…. Yeah, it is… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor he/him Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 14 hours ago, SymphonianBookworm said: Age? In a ratio to human years, Holly is about his age. Besides. I ship Jasnahoid and we don’t talk about the age difference there wait a minute…. Yeah, it is… Well, Hoid is basically immortal, so it's impossible to make a ratio for that. Hartemis (can you think of a better name?) wouldn't last because Artemis would age way faster than Holly. Also, are you saying she's about his physical or mental age? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted September 13, 2022 Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, AonDoor said: Well, Hoid is basically immortal, so it's impossible to make a ratio for that. Hartemis (can you think of a better name?) wouldn't last because Artemis would age way faster than Holly. Also, are you saying she's about his physical or mental age? Wellllllllllllllllll, read more and you might understand a bit more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elf They/them Posted September 13, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2022 (edited) One clarification I ship 15/18 year old Artemis (if you know what I'm talking about then you know) with holly. Not the 12 to 14 range one Cause that's just Plain weird Edited September 13, 2022 by Elf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted September 14, 2022 Report Share Posted September 14, 2022 Yes, that. Spoiler That one scene in book four though. @Elf I’m sure you know what I’m talking about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elf They/them Posted September 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2022 I actually don't Read the books in 2019 I was a wee lass of 12 And now i am 16 (Nearly) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm she/her Posted September 15, 2022 Report Share Posted September 15, 2022 Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler The scene where they kiss. Don't read this if you haven't read book 4! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted September 15, 2022 Report Share Posted September 15, 2022 Book 4 is the opal deception book six is the time paradox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elf They/them Posted September 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2022 oh yeah that scene is in book six not 4. Spoiler its weird for it being a little non-con but artemis is 15 in it. And since they go back in time, artemis gets aged up to 18 and holly gets aged down to...younger, remember? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted September 26, 2022 Report Share Posted September 26, 2022 Hello I just recently re read the Artemis fowl series (it was my fav when I was 10) and I have definitely not been trying to do an Irish accent since, nor looking for merch. On 13/9/2022 at 6:21 AM, Elf said: Have you seen the movie On a scale of 0 to -10000, how bad did you find it? Not throwing shade on any of the actors (they tried their best with what they were given) but the...everything else could have been better 3/10000 I’m sorry it was terrible it wasn’t as bad as the Percy Jackson movie though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles he/him Posted January 3, 2023 Report Share Posted January 3, 2023 I'm a bit late to this, but it is awesome that there's an Artemis Fowl thread on the shard! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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