Eluvianii he/him Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I mourn the cow that died crashing into a concrete basement, then jump onto Thaidakar trying to grab the sandwich. Crying for vengeance over something that honestly was my fault. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I kick Elu into the wall and make for the stairs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted October 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I collapse the stairs, trapping us three in the basement. I lunge for the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I become the hulk and jump to the top of the stairs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I destroy the top of the stairs and greedily grab the sandwich before floating away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Aspiring Archivist any Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I take out my wand and yell "ACCIO SANDWICH" very dramatically, taking it from Cellist. I then put it in my impenetrable vault that I got from being king. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I meld my soul with the vault and walk away with the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Aspiring Archivist any Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I sic my royal guard on Wizard. They attack him and steal the sandwich to bring it back to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 (edited) But they bring it to me instead, as they were actually my hired mercenaries. Edited October 20, 2022 by That1Cellist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 They arrive empty handed, as I was one of those mercenaries and took the sandwich and sneaked away without anyone seeing. Sandwich in hand I hop onto the first flight to Jupiter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted October 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 (edited) But they bring it to me instead, as they were actually my hired triple agents. Ninja'd I had infiltrated the flight crew, distracting you with the flight peanuts and steal the sandwich. I parachute out Edited October 20, 2022 by AltonicKeys sneaky ninja 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Aspiring Archivist any Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I sabotaged your parachute, so you begin falling to your death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I am launched out of a cannon and take the sandwich from the falling Keys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Aspiring Archivist any Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 (edited) I am hiding in your landing pad and I phase my hand through it and grab the sandwich when you land. Edited October 20, 2022 by The Aspiring Archivist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I am switching it back to third person, and Wizard steals the sandwich, using all 14 WoT books as a hammer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Aspiring Archivist any Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 That sandwich was a fake and evaporates in Wizard's hand. Archivist has now run to the opposite side of the planet with the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 Wizard forms a gateway and grabs the sandwich from Archivist's hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted October 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 Keys lands with a Minecraft water bucket clutch. The sandwich falls into Keys hands because the Earth is actually always spinning really fast, fun fact 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I escape the spaceship into one of the conveniently placed X-Wings I found in the cargo hold. Going back to Earth and shooting Keys to make him drop the sandwich. I grab it and keep flying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 (edited) I switch the thread back to first person and hire a ninja to steal the sandwich for me. Edited October 20, 2022 by The Bookwyrm Ninja'd. Of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I double the ninja's pay and he steals the sandwich for me, instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Aspiring Archivist any Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I switch the thread to 2nd person and, being the innocent bystander that I am, watch terrified a ninja runs around with a sandwich. Suddenly, I see Archivist attack the ninja en-route, tying him up with a large ball of yarn and stealing the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I switch the thread to 4th person, and reality shatters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 You switch it back to second person, and reality unshatters. Then you grab the sandwich while everyone else is too busy vomiting from all the reality and viewpoint distortion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 (edited) My shard of reality happens to collide with the sandwich's. I am unexisting, but happy. Ninja'd. I switch to a mix of all 3 perspectives. Eluviani lands his ship and summons an army of demons that I decide to be near invincible. You all give up your hopes of getting the sandwich before his might. Edited October 20, 2022 by Eluvianii 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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