The Bookwyrm he/him Posted October 24, 2022 Report Share Posted October 24, 2022 (edited) 23 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said: I have a creature that uses wyrmholes. it is a wyrm. Oh. I have made a misunderstanding. The candles fall over and start a horrible fire. I steal the sandwich in the chaos and destruction. Edited October 24, 2022 by The Bookwyrm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted October 24, 2022 Report Share Posted October 24, 2022 Never one to miss a dramatic moment, I swing in on a chandelier and grab the sandwich. I make my escape before you can react. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 24, 2022 Report Share Posted October 24, 2022 I clothesline you as you exit the door, grabbing the sandwich and throwing it to an accomplice on a motorcycle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted October 24, 2022 Report Share Posted October 24, 2022 (edited) My lashings had brought me around the entire world, (See previous post) and I come hurtling towards your accomplice and knock them of your motorbike tossing the sandwich from their grip. Edited October 24, 2022 by Cinnamon Misread prev post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted October 24, 2022 Report Share Posted October 24, 2022 The sandwich falls into my waiting grasp. I then reach into the matrix of reality and cause an ad break. When the break ends, I am nowhere to be seen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 24, 2022 Report Share Posted October 24, 2022 I call upon the karma gained by not skipping the ad to immediately find you and steal the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted October 24, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2022 I open my inner eye and locate the sandwich. I then use a series of unpatched Shadesmar distance hacks to teleport behind you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted October 24, 2022 Report Share Posted October 24, 2022 And I teleport behind you. I'm now third in line to get a bite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted October 24, 2022 Report Share Posted October 24, 2022 The shadows move the shadow of the sandwich, and thereby the sandwich. they flee to the physical realm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 While everyone was messing about in the Cognitive Realm, I set up a spawnkill trap. The shadows fall into it and I destroy them, taking the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 I trip Nerdy into his trap and I walk away, whistling, with the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 I pop out of the sewer, grab the sandwich, and turn into a dolphin and swims down the river. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted October 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 I race after the sewer dolphin with my ftl-airboat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 I drain the river into an underground cave filled with piranhas and steal the sandwich while you are preoccupied by being eaten. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 I explode the underground cave with high water pressure and use the jet of water to launch me on a trajectory that lets me steal the sandwich and then fly off into the distance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 Foklasfag launches himself from a cannon, intercepting the sandwich and knocking you off course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 I throw my sister ( @Ranryu ) at everyone, then take the sandwich, cackling gleefully. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 You wonder how this is possible. Ranryu is quite singular. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 I bring Wit over to Potato's Wit for an insult exchange, and I take the sandwich as the fee for entering Potato's Wit in the contest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu she/her Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 You realize you are allergic to sandwiches and therefore should not, under any circumstances, touch or eat one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 I smile darkly at Wizard, then summon an everstorm, making him lose grip of the sandwich. I then take the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 I fly, because of my living dragon armor and I slam into Wit and then fly up at the sandwich spinning in the winds of the everstorm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 I frowned at Wizard's run-on sentence, then kicked him in the face. Then I leave, as it's impolite to kick someone then rob them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 I marvel at my luck and I run into the hills cackling and do a horneater victory dance with the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 I join the dance, stealing the sandwich while you are occupied and slowly dance away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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