NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 I hire Folsom Smedry to beat you up using the power of bad dance. I then grab the sandwich and pop into the Spiritual Realm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 (edited) I steal the sandwich before you leave, through the power of ninjas. Edited October 25, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 While in the Spiritual Realm, I use fancy Investiture magic to dissipate it. I appear on top of the hill where it all started, holding the sandwich. Note to Brandon Sanderson: If this isn't how it works then please tell me how it does. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted October 25, 2022 Report Share Posted October 25, 2022 I bound up the hill, snatch the sandwich in my teeth, then draw aon ashe to blind Nerdy as I make my escape, purring gleefully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 I duck behind a Sandworm to avoid the blast. I then use a maker-hook to ride it and chase you down, reclaiming the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 I call the Potatin potatoes to reclaim the sandwich. I do a little happy potato purr. (Or whatever noise potatoes make.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 I show up with a fryer, scaring all the potatoes away. Then I steal the sandwich before you can recover from the shock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 (edited) I sniff the fryer then knock it over, distracting Eluvianii as I grab the sandwich, draw aon Tia and teleport away to a patch of sunshine. I curl up and snooze, using the sandwich as a pillow. Too much physical activity for a cat! Edited October 27, 2022 by Telrao I needed to sleep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 I walk up, replacing the sandwich with a tuna filet, petting the cat to avoid it waking up and attacking me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 I use my mad negotiating skilz to get Sequence to give me the sandwich in exchange for my maker-hooks. Read Dune by Frank Herbert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 I use my powers of projection to make the sandwich smelly and I take the sandwich from where it was abandoned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 (edited) I use the might of the seven mods and head mod admin online currently to take the sandwich from Wizard. Edited October 26, 2022 by That1Cellist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted October 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 I launch into a spiel about the trade economy using fancy, 5-syllable words that scare Cellist into giving me the sandwich. Guys look the thread survived the week 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 I play a cello song in 7/8 time signature, scaring AltonicKeys into giving me the sandwich back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 I take the sandwich using my frightening GRAPHS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 I squeak my clarinet in your ear, making you drop the sandwich. I grab it and march away at metronome speed 200. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 I grab your clarinet and break it. I then steal the Sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 I yell at Rabbit about instrument abuse, shocking her into dropping the sandwich, which I then pick up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 1 minute ago, Rabbit Unmade said: I grab your clarinet and break it. I then steal the Sandwich. I fall to my knees. "...Clairence?" I sob, tears running down my face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 I throw Clairence's remains at your head and fly away on my drabbit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 I come over and comfort Bookwyrm after dismantling Rabbit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 While you comfort Bookwyrm, I pickpocket you and steal the sandwich. In its place I leave a Hoid story to help you console Bookwyrm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 (edited) Except I had the Sandwich, not the Cellist, because he never said he stile it. I recover and hide it in my rabbit. I even eat a little piece of lettuce off of it. Edited October 26, 2022 by Rabbit Unmade 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 However, I had stolen, not stiled the sandwich, so it didn't matter. I then continue consoling Bookwyrm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted October 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 I hold a group therapy session to let out all our stress. We are all okay 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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