That1Cellist he/him Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 I give AltonicKeys the sandwich as thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 I wonder how Cellist recovered the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 It was when NerdyAarakocra wasn't looking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 While Cellist is explaining, I nab the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 I resurrect Clairence and javelin throw him at you, stealing the sandwich in the chaos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 I rejoice in Clairence's revival and then silence the chaos with my cello by playing a concerto. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 I steal the sandwich from Bookwyrm while Cellist plays the cello. Then I make some chicken noises. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 You said something very offensive in the chicken language and are attacked by chickens. I steal the sandwich as you flee for your life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 I pull an atomic robot and fall from the plane, snatching the sandwich from you as I reach the ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted October 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 I tell Wizard that the clouds spell "gullible", and steal the sandwich as he swings at me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii he/him Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 I give Keys a long lecture about why pranking is bad and take the sandwich from him as punishment. It then goes to "the drawer". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 "The drawer" is actually a portal to the shadows, and they claim the sandwich once more, fleeing through a between-space. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 The sun patch moves and I wake up, noticing the fish fillet. I consume it gratefully, licking my chops as I draw aon Ial, allowing me to find the sandwich. I enter the shadow realm, then use sneaky cat skills to nab the sandwich. Then, I enter the physical realm and use aon Shao to make me and the sandwich look like a boulder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted October 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 Me being me, I try to sit on the boulder for fun. I fall in between Telrao and the sandwich, which I take. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 Being a cat, I meow, then flop over for tummy rubs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted October 26, 2022 Report Share Posted October 26, 2022 I give Telrao tummy rubs. Then I take the sandwich. I also break Clairence again. I also soulcast his body into sandwich, which I also take. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted October 27, 2022 Report Share Posted October 27, 2022 (edited) I nom on Potato's hand (potato thing whatever) making her drop the sandwich. I then use aon Dii to transform Clairence back into a clarinet, which I return to its rightful owner. Then, I use aon Tia to teleport to Elantris WITH THE SANDWICH and chill with Raoden and Sarene. I gift the sandwich to Ashe and Ien. Edited October 27, 2022 by Telrao Gotta give the sandwich to the Seons :P 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted October 27, 2022 Report Share Posted October 27, 2022 (edited) After I gave you tummy rubs, too! Hmp. I go to Elantris and take the sandwich back. I also tell my Potatin army to attack Telrao. Ien is eaten by a giant gummy worm I had in my pocket. Edited October 27, 2022 by Potato's Wit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted October 27, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2022 I ambush Potato on her way out, taking the sandwich. Potato notices half her gummy worm is gone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade she/her Posted October 27, 2022 Report Share Posted October 27, 2022 I steal the Sandwich and make it so only people who have capitalized Sandwich before this post can steal it from me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted October 27, 2022 Report Share Posted October 27, 2022 I don't remember, and steak the sandwich anyway because I'm immune to that dumb rule. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted October 27, 2022 Report Share Posted October 27, 2022 As I am also dumb and immune, start an all-powerful communist regime, which sends soldiers to arrest you and bring the sandwich to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 27, 2022 Report Share Posted October 27, 2022 I offer to join the communist regime in exchange for part of the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted October 27, 2022 Report Share Posted October 27, 2022 I agree, granting you a place in the elite military for about sixteen atoms from each component of the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted October 27, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2022 As the soldiers bring the sandwich back to Sequence, they take off their hats to reveal that they were all... me! I run off with the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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