Szeth's Facepalm Posted November 12, 2022 Report Share Posted November 12, 2022 I dive down from the sky where i have been hovering and use my lasso to snatch the sandwich from the muddy hole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Isochronism he/him Posted November 12, 2022 Report Share Posted November 12, 2022 I use selective and borderline magical magnets to pull you down from the sky using the metal in your body. I take the sandwich and escape via the night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted November 12, 2022 Report Share Posted November 12, 2022 i eat the night and take the sandwich from you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted November 12, 2022 Report Share Posted November 12, 2022 Facepalm is immediately arrested for eating the night. I am a investigator on the scene, and I take the sandwich as evidense. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted November 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2022 Forensics investigates the sandwich. Sequence forgot to wear gloves and got fingerprints all over everything and is arrested. I am hired in her place, and take the sandwich with gloves. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 I come in as the detective from the past and arrest Keys for having a punny name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 I arrest Wizard for not bolding his post. I get the sandwich. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 I arrest Nerdy because I feel like it, then make the sandwich into a scepter and rule unchallenged for a thousand years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Misting he/him Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 (edited) Me and ragtag group of skaa peasants overthrow Haly's rule. I steal the scepter and remove the sandwich from the aforementioned scepter. Edited November 13, 2022 by Mr. Misting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, Mr. Misting said: Me and ragtag group of skaa peasants overthrow Haly's rule. I steal the scepter and remove the sandwich from the aforementioned scepter. I shrug and give them all my gold, happy to have had the sandwich for a time. “I’m going to head over to Alaska. I forgot something there.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Misting he/him Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 I shrug back and prepare a light appetizer to go with my sandwich. It is a caeser salad with pretzels as a side. I prepare bright violet fizzy water to finish my meal. In slow motion I begin to move the sandwich towards my mouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 1 minute ago, Mr. Misting said: I shrug back and prepare a light appetizer to go with my sandwich. It is a caeser salad with pretzels as a side. I prepare bright violet fizzy water to finish my meal. In slow motion I begin to move the sandwich towards my mouth. I appear again. “CAN I HAVE SOME SALAD? ILL GIVE YOU A RYTHOLONIAN VESTING PENDANT” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Misting he/him Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 I pause and put THE SANDWICH down. "What is a, and I quote, "a Rytholnian vesting pendant?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 (edited) I run in and knock the violet fizzy water in Haly and Mr Misting’s faces causing him to drop the sandwich. Edited November 13, 2022 by Cinnamon Ninja’d 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primeival Chaos he/him Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 Little did you know, I used my Shapeshifter Transmogrifier 3000 to transform into the violet fizzy water. I reform into my normal self and set my transmogrifier to sandwich mode. Everything that I shoot with it turns into a duplicate sandwich, leaving me to take the actual sandwich and run while everyone else is scrambling for decoy sandwiches 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 I come back as a giant python and I swallow you and walk away with the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 (edited) Pythons usually do not walk, so I break out prison to arrest you for breaking the laws of nature. I use gloves this time, and take the sandwich. I also disable all nearby cameras Edited November 13, 2022 by Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primeival Chaos he/him Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 When you try to arrest him, I shoot out from his mouth, grabbing the sandwich from you. I then arrest Sequence for tampering with the governmental cameras and arrest Wizard for assault and swallowing of a person 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 However I arrest you all for coming onto my private property and I slither home thinking about my delicious sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Isochronism he/him Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 (edited) You are all arresting people without following the proper parliamentary procedure. Everyone who was arrested is now free due to my insane lawyer skills. I then obtain an arrest warrant, using probable cause and witness testimony, then I read Wandering Wizard his rights, and send an officer of the law to handcuff him. I take the sandwich and submit it to evidence. Little do the officers know, it was actually one of the decoy sandwiches from Primeval Chaos' transmogrifier, and I take the real sandwich for my own personal connection. Edited November 13, 2022 by Bondsmith-Edgedancer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 I hire Ishar to remove your Connection to the sandwich. Ishar then Connects the sandwich to me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primeival Chaos he/him Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 However, Ishar is famously unreliable in the Connection department. Actually, he is unreliable in every department. He ends up Connecting the sandwich to me instead! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 *cackling* I'm BACK While Primeval Chaos is busy trying to get his Connection to work, I enter the Cognitive Realm and intercept the sandwich, sneefing gleefully as I re-enter the physical realm in Australia. No one knows where it is, 'cause apparently Australia doesn't exist. I sneef again, ecstatic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl she/her Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 20 hours ago, Mr. Misting said: I pause and put THE SANDWICH down. "What is a, and I quote, "a Rytholnian vesting pendant?" “It gives you the ability to use tiny rocks to fuel magic spells!” Pulls out a small black iron round cage with only three bands (cage is barely smaller than a baseball) and a blue glow inside “Like this one.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Isochronism he/him Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 I morph into a unicorn which also doesn't exist, so abstractly me and Telrao are in the same place. I proceed to confiscate the sandwich. And cast a spell which protects me from monocles. Just in case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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