NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted March 13, 2023 Report Share Posted March 13, 2023 23 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: But my fighter things still prevents me from rolling 1s or 2s! So, i take the sandwich back after knocking you unconscious. However, you didn't roll the two. Your roll happened, and then was replaced. I take the sandwich back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 14, 2023 Report Share Posted March 14, 2023 While you were debating, i take the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted March 14, 2023 Report Share Posted March 14, 2023 I point out the problems with that sentence's grammar. While you're running back to fix it, I take the sandwich and hide it in my vault. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 15, 2023 Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 But the joke is on you! I did it intentionally and the time saved by not pressing the shift key allowed me to swap the sandwich for a duplicate. That's what you ran off with! I go the opposite direction from your vault. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted March 15, 2023 Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 The cytonic cat was not at all happy about her abilities being interfered with, so she leapt out of the sky and snatched the Sandwich from your hands, sprinting away at light speed! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 15, 2023 Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 Achieving light speeds was impossible, even for such a cat. Becoming a minor Epic momentarily, I teleport in front of the kitty and take the sandwich. I give it a stuffed chicken to play with though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted March 15, 2023 Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 But you forget, this cat came from an alternate universe! Therefore, using alternate universe logic, the cat turned the stuffed chicken into a sandwich and swapped it with the real one! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 15, 2023 Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 But this thread obviously takes place in the cyto-verse, which is where all cytonics come from, even the cats! Therefore, the cat didn't come from an alternate universe and the stuffed chicken remained a stuffed chicken, and the sandwich stayed in my possesion. It's bold, so it's canon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted March 15, 2023 Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 The cat throws the stuffed chicken at you, then eats your cytonic disruptor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted March 15, 2023 Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 I appear as a extremely cute black kitten hugging a stuffed Salmon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 15, 2023 Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 I run away, activating my back-up cytonic disruptor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted March 15, 2023 Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 I pad over and curl up on Cacophony's head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 15, 2023 Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 (edited) I immediately go on guard, and protect the sandwich. Then I realize that my lock is still on it. Oh well. Edited March 15, 2023 by Being of Cacophony 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted March 15, 2023 Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 I simply cast Blatant Thievery and steal the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 15, 2023 Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 I neigh your attempt at that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted March 15, 2023 Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 I tap two for Dovin's Veto on your neigh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 15, 2023 Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 I play my "Don't kid yourself" card on your Dovin's Veto. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather He/Him Posted March 15, 2023 Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 I hemalurgically spike myslef with thug and pewter ferring spike 100000000000 times then mega punch whoever has the sandwich and tap steel the run away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 15, 2023 Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 This wasn't canon so I retain my sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted March 15, 2023 Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 You fool! Dovin's Veto can't be countered! I have the sandwich now! I then hide it in the Disney Vault. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted March 15, 2023 Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 I place explosives under the Disney Vault and, completely coincidentally, it explodes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 15, 2023 Report Share Posted March 15, 2023 3 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said: You fool! Dovin's Veto can't be countered! I have the sandwich now! I then hide it in the Disney Vault. That's what you thought! I found a super-secret way to counter it that just coincidentally coincided with the "don't kid yourself" card. You escaped with a decoy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 8 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said: That's what you thought! I found a super-secret way to counter it that just coincidentally coincided with the "don't kid yourself" card. You escaped with a decoy! Dovin's Veto cannot be countered. It literally says so right on the card. The real sandwich appears in the Disney Vault as normalcy is restored. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 Just now, NerdyAarakocra said: Dovin's Veto cannot be countered. It literally says so right on the card. The real sandwich appears in the Disney Vault as normalcy is restored. shoot. I don't even know what game that's from. I restore accurate normalcy as I mention that while all that was happening, I took the sandwich from the recently blown-up Disney Vault. I escape with my prize. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted March 16, 2023 Report Share Posted March 16, 2023 Just now, Being of Cacophony said: shoot. I don't even know what game that's from. I restore accurate normalcy as I mention that while all that was happening, I took the sandwich from the recently blown-up Disney Vault. I escape with my prize. The characters of the Star Wars Holiday Special escape from the Disney Vault as it blows up. I send them to terrorize you and you give me the sandwich to make them stop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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