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The Battle for the Sandwich


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  1. 1. what color is your chair

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9 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

Wait, actually? WITHOUT SKIPPING ANYTHING??????

I curse people with a longer attention span than the average american and hire a thug to steal the sandwich back.

I watched it on like 3x speed, maybe faster, with a few 5-10 second fast-forwards, but yeah lol

I distract you and take the sandwich.

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4 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

I wonder what sandwich Raven had stolen as I still had it...

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The Emu had picked you up, but...

 

4 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

Since this was not bolded, i punch cacophony in the face and take the sandwich

An Emu ate Raven, but did not eat the Sandwich.

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4 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

 

An Emu ate Raven, but did not eat the Sandwich.

it did.  all this happened with Platypus being held by the emu.

 

1 minute ago, Canada Lover said:

The Emu blocks the portal, steals the sandwich and is lifted off world by an Emu spaceship. The Emu Spaceship then blows up the planet they were on.

This is a war crime and they are prosecuted. I take the sandwich as a reward.

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39 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

i honestly did not think it would make it this far

I pull on the rug you were standing on, making you fall, sending the sandwich in the air so I can catch it.

The Emu eats you, as well as the entire universe. Everything except for the sandwich. This also means nothing can stop it.

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9 minutes ago, Canada Lover said:

The Emu eats you, as well as the entire universe. Everything except for the sandwich. This also means nothing can stop it.

I negotiate a settlement with the emu and get the sandwich in exchange for giving it tasty emu food. I also make another universe to replace the old one.

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Just now, NerdyAarakocra said:

I negotiate a settlement with the emu and get the sandwich in exchange for giving it tasty emu food. I also make another universe to replace the old one.

The Emu makes an alliance with whoever NerdyAarakocra is, deciding to share the sandwich, allowing them to create another universe. And also eats the wheat.

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