Immortal Platypus Posted December 5, 2023 Report Share Posted December 5, 2023 The shardcat brought nothing back as it never grabbed the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 5, 2023 Report Share Posted December 5, 2023 Shardcat brings sandwich to me and I run away laughing madly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canada Lover Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 I steal the sandwich and put it in the toaster, laughing evilly, then walk away, leaving the sandwich, to be slightly toasted for whoever finally eats it. But by that time it won't feel toasty and it will be strange. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 The sandwich cannot be ruined, so I'm ok with my slightly toasted sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 The snail is fully aware that toasted sandwiches are better than regular ones, and so it carefully slimes its way into the toaster and grabs the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ Male Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 7 minutes ago, Ookla the Believer said: The snail is fully aware that toasted sandwiches are better than regular ones, and so it carefully slimes its way into the toaster and grabs the sandwich. I grab the sandwitch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 A mouse appears and screams. Its soul purpose is to stand there and scream at the conundrum of Believer stealing from herself and double posting. This is a joke (and to everyone who sees this after ookla season it's witisthebest and Edema rue with very very similar usernames just wit has the greek k in his name. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 The snail sits upon the mouse's head. Actually, Wit doesn't have any Greek letters in his name 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 Just now, Ookla the Believer said: The snail sits upon the mouse's head. Actually, Wit doesn't have any Greek letters in his name The mouse still screamed but smiled at the snail. ...What? But that's how I summon him or what ever that alphabet is called. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 8 hours ago, Ookla the Raveness said: The mouse still screamed but smiled at the snail. ...What? But that's how I summon him or what ever that alphabet is called. The snail, concerned, smiled back. … @OokIa the Believer Nope no Greek? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 The mouse still screamed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ Male Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 31 minutes ago, Ookla the Raveness said: The mouse still screamed? 9 hours ago, Ookla the Raveness said: A mouse appears and screams. Its soul purpose is to stand there and scream at the conundrum of Believer stealing from herself and double posting. This is a joke (and to everyone who sees this after ookla season it's witisthebest and Edema rue with very very similar usernames just wit has the greek k in his name. Heheh… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 The mouse still screamed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 The snail stole the sandwich from...other me (kill your double, everyone). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 The Sand Wizard buries the Snail in sand and takes the sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 3 hours ago, Ookla the Raveness said: The mouse still screamed It's a capital i instead of an l I wonder when they're gonna realize I took the sandwich out of the toaster before the snail, so they've all been fighting over a fake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 I tap Platypus on the shoulder and vanish as they turn around. Little did they know, I appeared behind them and snatched the Sandwich from their grasp! I cackle deviously as I sink down into the floor, the Sandwich in my possession. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 17 minutes ago, Ookla the Categorized said: I tap Platypus on the shoulder and vanish as they turn around. Little did they know, I appeared behind them and snatched the Sandwich from their grasp! I cackle deviously as I sink down into the floor, the Sandwich in my possession. Briefly wondering who Platypus is, I turn, then realize that that is me! I changed my name, but it's still me! Fortunately, the sandwich hits the floor and you sink into the floor without the sandwich. I take it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 In other words, I take it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 In slightly different words, I take it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 In the exact same words, I take it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honorable One he/him Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 In the exact opposite words, I take it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 Using no words, I now have the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honorable One he/him Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 Using tiny words, I take the sandwich back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 NO WORDS! ME HAVE SANDWICH! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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