Weaver of Lies he/him Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 I open up a wormhole through time and space and grab the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 Through the power of my microwave chair fingers, I take the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 Offput by my previous failed attempts, I once again, tap Platypus on the shoulder. This time when I take the Sandwich, I open a portal and quickly slip through it, cackling once again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 I am lazy, so I don't come up with a cool way to take the sandwich. I somehow have it though; even I'm surprised about that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound he/him Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 I copyright the concept of having the sandwich and sue you for copyright infringement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 The snail ignores your legal battle and, slightly sandy now, takes the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound he/him Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 I drop a black sock on the snail and wonder if I turned a random philosophy into a cult. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 2 hours ago, Ookla the Confusing said: I copyright the concept of having the sandwich and sue you for copyright infringement. I am the judge and I dismiss your case and reward myself the sandwich as payment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound he/him Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 Just now, Ookla the Immortal said: I am the judge and I dismiss your case and reward myself the sandwich as payment. I remind you that the sandwich is sandwiched between the snail and a sock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies he/him Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 I put the snail in the sock, then grab my sandwich, eat it for lunch, then grab the Sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canada Lover Posted December 8, 2023 Report Share Posted December 8, 2023 14 hours ago, Ookla the foolish said: I put the snail in the sock, then grab my sandwich, eat it for lunch, then grab the Sandwich. The Emu ate a sandwich with Lightweaver2. The two had a nice meal together, and became friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 8, 2023 Report Share Posted December 8, 2023 There is not currently a Lightweaver2 so the events stated put a hole in the space-time continuum. I reach through, take the Sandwich, and fix the space-time continuum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted December 8, 2023 Report Share Posted December 8, 2023 (edited) The sand wizard summons the Mr. Peabody and Sherman Time machine and puts another hole in the space-time continuum. He reaches through and takes the sandwich with him into a parallel universe. Edited December 8, 2023 by Lord Ookla the -3rd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies he/him Posted December 8, 2023 Report Share Posted December 8, 2023 4 hours ago, Ookla the Immortal said: There is not currently a Lightweaver2 so the events stated put a hole in the space-time continuum. I reach through, take the Sandwich, and fix the space-time continuum. I swing past on a zipline and grab the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 8, 2023 Report Share Posted December 8, 2023 I cut the zipline and snatch the sandwich out of midair 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted December 8, 2023 Report Share Posted December 8, 2023 I use one of those sticky grabby hand things to wrench it from your grasp. Spoiler 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canada Lover Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Lunamor said: I use one of those sticky grabby hand things to wrench it from your grasp. Hide contents The Emu ate the sticky hand, then spat it out, hit Lunamor on the face, then accidentally somehow stole the sandwich after knocking Lunamor in the face with the sticky hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 I tackle Emu to the ground and the sandwich flies off into the distance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 Straight into my arms. You see, I'm psychic, so I knew where it would land, and that it would land. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canada Lover Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 10 hours ago, Ookla the Immortal said: Straight into my arms. You see, I'm psychic, so I knew where it would land, and that it would land. However, that was a fake sandwich, as the Emu was also a psychic, and new you was a psychic, so when the Emu was tackled, they changed the angle, sending the sandwich into outer space. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies he/him Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 Using a tractor beam, I pull the sandwich into my mini Death Star. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honorable One he/him Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 I disable the tractor beam on the mini Death Star and steal the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 I am the tractor beam and I'm angry about being shut off. I take the sandwich for myself because I need justice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted December 9, 2023 Report Share Posted December 9, 2023 (edited) John Deere sues you for having an unregistered tractor and takes the sandwich Edited December 9, 2023 by Lord Ookla the -3rd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted December 10, 2023 Report Share Posted December 10, 2023 The snail begs John Deere for the sandwich from within its black sock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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