The Battle for the Sandwich

[..... he/him]

 a giant Comes along and eats John Deere taking the sandwich

Edited December 10, 2023 by .....

[Lunamor she/her]

James Elke, John Deere’s cousin, eats the giant and takes the sandwich to avenge him.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

*steals sandwich using murder-puppy skills *

[Immortal Platypus]

I am horrified that you murder puppies and I take the sandwich to keep it out of the hands of such a savage individual.

[Weaver of Lies he/him]

I summon the sandwich using a long-forgotten ritual of food summoning.

[Canada Lover]

13 hours ago, Ookla-The-Stick said:

*steals sandwich using murder-puppy skills *

The Emu traps the Murder Puppy in an inescapable box, avenging Nova, and runs away.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I go to the Forgetful Sages and ask to get the sandwich from the Long-Forgotten Ritual of Food Summoning instead. They agree, and I take the Sandwich.

[ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ Male]

I trap you in a bear trap and take the sandwich with a lasso.

[Weaver of Lies he/him]

I watch and eat popcorn. Then I take the sandwich with the powers granted to me by the Remembering One, who remembered that I was supposed to have the sandwich.

[Sequence she/they]

Unfortunately, the being that you thought was the "Remembering One" was actually me in a costume, and the Sandwich was both fake, and actually a bomb. It explodes with the force of a thousand suns as I run away with the real Sandwich.

[Weaver of Lies he/him]

I absorb the force of the bomb, then chase after the sandwich.  I grab it with Bigby’s hand.

[Sequence she/they]

I eat Bigby's hand, and continue to run for my life.

[Aeoryi she/her]

A divine hand reaches in from the heavens and reclaims the property of God, also known as the Sandwich 

[Sequence she/they]

I cry so much that the hand feels bad and gives it back to me.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

A pawn en passants and captures the sandwich. 

Edited December 11, 2023 by Lord Ookla the -3rd

[Aetherbound he/him]

I point out that en passant only works on other pawns, forcing you to undo your last move. I capture the sandwich with a monkey from chess 2.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

*steals the sandwich by any means necessary* I HAS SANDWICH!  

[Canada Lover]

39 minutes ago, Ookla-The-Stick said:

*steals the sandwich by any means necessary* I HAS SANDWICH!  

The Emu eats Stick. But doesn't eat the Sandwich. Instead, it has fallen into the ocean, and is now very soggy, and also toasty.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Stick sticks in Emu's throat and chokes him. they both die.

[The Honorable One he/him]

Honor jumps into the ocean and grabs the sandwich.

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 hour ago, Ookla-The-Stick said:

Stick sticks in Emu's throat and chokes him. they both die.

The snail mourns them, then vows to steal the sandwich to avenge them. More dead friends. More lives lost in a hopeless battle. It adds their names to that of the caterpillar, the mushroom, and countless others.

[Lunamor she/her]

I don’t speak snail and obliviously steal the sandwich from Honor.

Edited December 12, 2023 by Lunamor
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[Mini Eddie]

I saunter sneakily to Lunamor, grab the sandwich with my tail, and run away. 

Edited December 12, 2023 by Mini Eddie

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail follows Mini and leaps onto the sandwich. 

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

I reincarnate and steal the sandwich, brushing off the snail.