Edema Rue she/her Posted December 12, 2023 Report Share Posted December 12, 2023 The snail is very sticky, however. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 12, 2023 Report Share Posted December 12, 2023 I wrap the snail in a rag that I conveniently had in my hand and fling it (along with the snail) into an oncoming highstorm that is powered by math. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies he/him Posted December 12, 2023 Report Share Posted December 12, 2023 I roll a nat 20 on my slight of hand check and take the sandwich. I then draw the donjon card from the deck of many things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted December 12, 2023 Report Share Posted December 12, 2023 The snail escapes the high storm and paints a D20 on its shell, so that the 20 is always facing up. Then, because the snail has clearly evolved to be a god of luck, Weaver trips and drops the sandwich right next to the snail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted December 12, 2023 Report Share Posted December 12, 2023 I divide by zero, creating a math everstorm that sucks the sandwich and snail into it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 12, 2023 Report Share Posted December 12, 2023 I curse all math and run away with the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted December 13, 2023 Report Share Posted December 13, 2023 I revive this thread and take the sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies he/him Posted December 13, 2023 Report Share Posted December 13, 2023 50 minutes ago, Ookla the Raveness said: I revive this thread and take the sandwich I kill this thread so I may always have the sandwich. How I got the sandwich: I made a conundrum by finding a wandering wizard and introducing him to Wiz. In the confusion, I take the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted December 13, 2023 Report Share Posted December 13, 2023 30 minutes ago, Ookla the foolish said: I kill this thread so I may always have the sandwich. How I got the sandwich: I made a conundrum by finding a wandering wizard and introducing him to Wiz. In the confusion, I take the sandwich. The snail is sitting on your shoulder, tutting approvingly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 I run in and steal the sandwich and take a bite of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhispersOfWit he/him Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 I walk up and politely ask to have a bite as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies he/him Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 28 minutes ago, Ookla-The-Stick said: I run in and steal the sandwich and take a bite of it. Luckily for me, that was a decoy sandwich. Quote You can’t eat the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 (edited) 1 minute ago, Ookla the foolish said: Luckily for me, that was a decoy sandwich. Quote oops I finish eating the decoy sandwich and stiff-arm the sandwich holder. I also give a bite to the new comer. Edited December 14, 2023 by Ookla-The-Stick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little j he/him Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 27 minutes ago, Ookla-The-Stick said: I run in and steal the sandwich and take a bite of it. I use my teleportation device to teleport the sandwich into my secret layer in Gotham city. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 denied. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Redacted- he/him Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 I roll the infinite sided dice for tcspf and the sandwich appears in my hand. I take is to the tcspf headquarters, which is currently covered in cobwebs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 I simply grab the sandwich back, after punching red. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhispersOfWit he/him Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 *the whisper smiles, amused by the gathering of fools fighting over a sandwich* *upon seeing the sandwich, however, he decided to give it a shot* *Burning pewter the whisper moves at incredible speed toward the sandwich* *as soon as he reaches it he lashes the sandwich upward into the sky using multiple lashings* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 2 minutes ago, WhispersOfWit said: *the whisper smiles, amused by the gathering of fools fighting over a sandwich* Murder Puppy tosses The Whisper the sandwich and wrestles Red to the ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhispersOfWit he/him Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 *the whisper then lashes himself up into the sky after the sandwich* *seeing the sandwich is no longer there he returns to the ground to watch once more* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 *knocks Red out and gets the sandwich again* Aha! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhispersOfWit he/him Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 *the whisper smiles at the mortals false sense of triumph, the confidence that plagued all men* *the whisper burned atium* *anticipating his every move the whisper moved with casual speed and lithe and grabbed the sandwich then strolled away* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 13 hours ago, WhispersOfWit said: *the whisper smiles at the mortals false sense of triumph, the confidence that plagued all men* *the whisper burned atium* *anticipating his every move the whisper moved with casual speed and lithe and grabbed the sandwich then strolled away* Elan grabs the sandwich using multiverse weirdness that remains undescribed. He also says Hi to the whisper. "Hi!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 The snail has grown tired of seeking the sandwich. It has lost too many friends, seen too much destruction, all for the sake of a meal. And so, exhausted, the snail slides up to the twin graves of the caterpillar and the sentient mushroom, and curls into its shell. It will never get the sandwich. And as the snail sleeps, a commslug named Hungry awakens. And it wants the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 Sequence pats the snail on the shell, commending its effort before hitting Elan on the head with a cricket bat. While he's unconscious, Sequence grabs the Sandwich and runs away. She feels bad though, so she comes back and leaves the Second Most Perfect Sandwich™ for him, to say sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.