Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 I grab the other sandwich from Elan and whack him on the head for good measure. @Ookla the Prehistoric 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhispersOfWit he/him Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 1 hour ago, Ookla-The-Stick said: I grab the other sandwich from Elan and whack him on the head for good measure. @Ookla the Prehistoric *the whisper walks up and takes the sandwich as smoothly as a perfect dollop of whipped cream on top of some chocolate ice cream* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 I smash the whipped cream very violently and take the sandwich! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhispersOfWit he/him Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 1 minute ago, Ookla-The-Stick said: I smash the whipped cream very violently and take the sandwich! that was hypothetical whipped cream but ok *the whisper smiles at the human’s misinterpretation of his words. The whisper began to play some dramatic music on his flute* *he then threw a cheap boring flute at the sandwich sending it flying* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 Just now, WhispersOfWit said: that was hypothetical whipped cream but ok *the whisper smiles at the human’s misinterpretation of his words. The whisper began to play some dramatic music on his flute* *he then threw a cheap boring flute at the sandwich sending it flying* That was the point lol I take the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhispersOfWit he/him Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 *the whisper rolls his eyes and summons his shardblade as a long grabby thing to snatch the sandwich* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 I wonder what's wrong with Whisper, before knocking him unconscious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhispersOfWit he/him Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 *the whisper wakes up realizing, yet again, he has lost the sandwich* *the whisper summons his shardblade again as a giant sandwich magnet flying thingy to steal the sandwich* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 4 hours ago, Ookla-The-Stick said: I grab the other sandwich from Elan and whack him on the head for good measure. @Ookla the Prehistoric Ouch. 1 minute ago, WhispersOfWit said: *the whisper wakes up realizing, yet again, he has lost the sandwich* *the whisper summons his shardblade again as a giant sandwich magnet flying thingy to steal the sandwich* Elan eats the shard blade thingy. And also takes the sandwich for good measure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhispersOfWit he/him Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 *the whisper, mildly annoyed by this, begins running at full speed towards the sandwich, preparing to tackle it’s holder. At the last second he decides to backflip over the human, and snatch the sandwich. The whisper then puts the man in a speed bubble. Time will now pass extremely fast for you until the bubble is released* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 The newly awakened Hungry the commslug begins its valiant quest to seek the sandwich. It finds it and claims it as its own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 I tell Hungry to share the sandwich with the Delvers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 I take the sandwich from the slug and seal the slug in an inhibitor box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies he/him Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 I take the slug out of the inhibitor box and ask if it would like to be friends. Then I drop it off a cliff and chase stick with a stick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 I smack This strange being who has obviously forgotten that I am immune to sticks because the are my brethren. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 14 hours ago, Ookla the foolish said: I take the slug out of the inhibitor box and ask if it would like to be friends. Then I drop it off a cliff and chase stick with a stick. The slug starts to say yes, but then falls of a cliff. Hungry is not damaged, just sad. Hungry doesn’t like falling off cliffs. It sends out a message to everyone, everywhere, all at once. I want the sandwich!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound he/him Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 I give hungry a sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted December 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 hi dad I'm hungry Since I'm hungry, you give the sandwich to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound he/him Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 I punch you in the face, then point out that I gave you a sandwich, not the sandwich. I then contemplate the identity of the chosen sandwich person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 I Take the SANDWICH AGAIN BECAUSE I'M ALL POWERFUL! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhispersOfWit he/him Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 *the whisper smiles** he takes a bite of a decoy sandwich* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 The Elan steals all the sandwiches ever including the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 6 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said: The Elan steals all the sandwiches ever including the sandwich. I smash Elan violently over the head with a sick, not a Stick, and take the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 1 minute ago, Ookla-The-Stick said: I smash Elan violently over the head with a sick, not a Stick, and take the sandwich. I call Stookler a name. Probably one of the many I've called her before. Also, I'm now narrating in first-person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 5 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said: I call Stookler a name. Probably one of the many I've called her before. Also, I'm now narrating in first-person. I congratulate the old man on finally learning to talk and knowing what first-person means, before throwing a brick at him and running away with the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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