The Battle for the Sandwich

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

I grab the other sandwich from Elan and whack him on the head for good measure.

@Ookla the Prehistoric

[WhispersOfWit he/him]

1 hour ago, Ookla-The-Stick said:

I grab the other sandwich from Elan and whack him on the head for good measure.

@Ookla the Prehistoric

*the whisper walks up and takes the sandwich as smoothly as a perfect dollop of whipped cream on top of some chocolate ice cream*

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

I smash the whipped cream very violently and take the sandwich!

[WhispersOfWit he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla-The-Stick said:

I smash the whipped cream very violently and take the sandwich!

that was hypothetical whipped cream but ok

 

*the whisper smiles at the human’s misinterpretation of his words. The whisper began to play some dramatic music on his flute* *he then threw a cheap boring flute at the sandwich sending it flying*

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Just now, WhispersOfWit said:

that was hypothetical whipped cream but ok

 

*the whisper smiles at the human’s misinterpretation of his words. The whisper began to play some dramatic music on his flute* *he then threw a cheap boring flute at the sandwich sending it flying*

That was the point lol

I take the sandwich.

[WhispersOfWit he/him]

*the whisper rolls his eyes and summons his shardblade as a long grabby thing to snatch the sandwich*

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

I wonder what's wrong with Whisper, before knocking him unconscious. 

[WhispersOfWit he/him]

*the whisper wakes up realizing, yet again, he has lost the sandwich*
*the whisper summons his shardblade again as a giant sandwich magnet flying thingy to steal the sandwich*

[Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan]

4 hours ago, Ookla-The-Stick said:

I grab the other sandwich from Elan and whack him on the head for good measure.

@Ookla the Prehistoric

Ouch.

1 minute ago, WhispersOfWit said:

*the whisper wakes up realizing, yet again, he has lost the sandwich*
*the whisper summons his shardblade again as a giant sandwich magnet flying thingy to steal the sandwich*

Elan eats the shard blade thingy.

And also takes the sandwich for good measure.

[WhispersOfWit he/him]

*the whisper, mildly annoyed by this, begins running at full speed towards the sandwich, preparing to tackle it’s holder. At the last second he decides to backflip over the human, and snatch the sandwich. The whisper then puts the man in a speed bubble. Time will now pass extremely fast for you until the bubble is released*

[Edema Rue she/her]

The newly awakened Hungry the commslug begins its valiant quest to seek the sandwich. It finds it and claims it as its own.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I tell Hungry to share the sandwich with the Delvers.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

I take the sandwich from the slug and seal the slug in an inhibitor box.

[Weaver of Lies he/him]

I take the slug out of the inhibitor box and ask if it would like to be friends. Then I drop it off a cliff and chase stick with a stick.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

I smack This strange being who has obviously forgotten that I am immune to sticks because the are my brethren. 

[Edema Rue she/her]

14 hours ago, Ookla the foolish said:

I take the slug out of the inhibitor box and ask if it would like to be friends. Then I drop it off a cliff and chase stick with a stick.

The slug starts to say yes, but then falls of a cliff. Hungry is not damaged, just sad. Hungry doesn’t like falling off cliffs. It sends out a message to everyone, everywhere, all at once. I want the sandwich!!

[Aetherbound he/him]

I give hungry a sandwich

[AltonicKeys he/him]

hi dad I'm hungry

Since I'm hungry, you give the sandwich to me. 

[Aetherbound he/him]

I punch you in the face, then point out that I gave you a sandwich, not the sandwich. I then contemplate the identity of the chosen sandwich person.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

I Take the SANDWICH AGAIN BECAUSE I'M ALL POWERFUL! 

[WhispersOfWit he/him]

*the whisper smiles** he takes a bite of a decoy sandwich*

[Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan]

The Elan steals all the sandwiches ever including the sandwich.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

6 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

The Elan steals all the sandwiches ever including the sandwich.

I smash Elan violently over the head with a sick, not a Stick, and take the sandwich. 

[Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan]

1 minute ago, Ookla-The-Stick said:

I smash Elan violently over the head with a sick, not a Stick, and take the sandwich. 

I call Stookler a name. Probably one of the many I've called her before. Also, I'm now narrating in first-person.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said:

I call Stookler a name. Probably one of the many I've called her before. Also, I'm now narrating in first-person.

I congratulate the old man on finally learning to talk and knowing what first-person  means, before throwing a brick at him and running away with the sandwich.