Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 1 minute ago, Ookla-The-Stick said: I congratulate the old man on finally learning to talk and knowing what first-person means, before throwing a brick at him and running away with the sandwich. You will grab the sandwich and you will run away. You also will speak in Second-person future-tense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 Just now, Ookla the Prehistoric said: You will grab the sandwich and you will run away. You also will speak in Second-person future-tense. I disregard all of what Old Man says and fly away with the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 1 minute ago, Ookla-The-Stick said: I disregard all of what Old Man says and fly away with the sandwich. I don't. SO I still have the sandwich. Also, I have a mullet. Even if Eddie doesn't believe me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 Just now, Ookla the Prehistoric said: I don't. SO I still have the sandwich. Also, I have a mullet. Even if Eddie doesn't believe me. I am now emotionally damaged because of your supposed mullet, and find a corner to cry, with the sandwich as my only comfort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 Just now, Ookla-The-Stick said: I am now emotionally damaged because of your supposed mullet, and find a corner to cry, with the sandwich as my only comfort. I give you therapy. And also steal the sandwich. And have my mullet. Because it distresses people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 Just now, Ookla the Prehistoric said: I give you therapy. And also steal the sandwich. And have my mullet. Because it distresses people. I am disappointed by your therapy skills,(or lack there of) and chase after the sandwich, grabbing it because old men cannot run. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 Just now, Ookla-The-Stick said: I am disappointed by your therapy skills,(or lack there of) and chase after the sandwich, grabbing it because old men cannot run. Sticks cannot run at all, so I grab it and use my mechanical wheely chair to roll away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 1 minute ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said: Sticks cannot run at all, so I grab it and use my mechanical wheely chair to roll away. I AM A STICK! (one that can run)! I disable the wheely chair and tie Old Man up with a rope, placing him on his own front lawn to yell at himself, before stealing the sandwich and running away from the creepy old dude screaming on his front lawn, all tied up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 10 minutes ago, Ookla-The-Stick said: I AM A STICK! (one that can run)! I disable the wheely chair and tie Old Man up with a rope, placing him on his own front lawn to yell at himself, before stealing the sandwich and running away from the creepy old dude screaming on his front lawn, all tied up. I use my elderly and infirmity to make you feel bad for disrespecting me, who cannot do anything of my own accord. So you come back and give me the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said: I use my elderly and infirmity to make you feel bad for disrespecting me, who cannot do anything of my own accord. So you come back and give me the sandwich. *hands over the sandwich* I then realize you are Soothing me and stab you with my obsidian daggers before stealing the sandwich, Pushing off your false teeth, and sailing away. Edited December 15, 2023 by Ookla-The-Stick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 17 minutes ago, Ookla-The-Stick said: *hands over the sandwich* I then realize you are Soothing me and stab you with my obsidian daggers before stealing the sandwich, Pushing off your false teeth, and sailing away. I fall backwards, then contemplate when I became an old guy. Also, I realize I'm dying cuz I got stabbed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 Hungry the commslug eats Elan's mullet, then steals the sandwich from the hyper murder puppy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 56 minutes ago, Ookla the Believer said: Hungry the commslug eats Elan's mullet, then steals the sandwich from the hyper murder puppy. I Take the sandwich back from a Hungry commslug and heal Old Man Elan so that he doesn't die. @Ookla the Prehistoric 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 4 minutes ago, Ookla-The-Stick said: I Take the sandwich back from a Hungry commslug and heal Old Man Elan so that he doesn't die. @Ookla the Prehistoric 1 hour ago, Ookla the Believer said: Hungry the commslug eats Elan's mullet, then steals the sandwich from the hyper murder puppy. Old Man Elan is happy he doesn't die. He is sad, however, that he lost his mullet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 1 minute ago, Ookla the Prehistoric said: Old Man Elan is happy he doesn't die. He is sad, however, that he lost his mullet. I shave Old Man Elan bald so there is no more chance of him growing a mullet for at least five years. I then run away with the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 1 minute ago, Ookla-The-Stick said: I shave Old Man Elan bald so there is no more chance of him growing a mullet for at least five years. I then run away with the sandwich. Elan has actually been bald twice before, so he doesn't mind. But he still steals the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 Just now, Ookla the Prehistoric said: Elan has actually been bald twice before, so he doesn't mind. But he still steals the sandwich. .... really? XD Mortified, I steal the sandwich back and Soothe Elan into feeling sorry for me and not chasing me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies he/him Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 (edited) Stick is struck by lightning. The sandwich is unharmed, I saunter by and pick it up. Edited December 16, 2023 by Ookla the foolish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 Just now, Ookla the foolish said: Stick is struck by lightning. The sandwich is unharmed, I saunter by and pick it up. You receive a massive shock and die since the sandwich was negatively charged 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 1 minute ago, Ookla the foolish said: Stick is struck by lightning. The sandwich is unharmed, I saunter by and pick it up. I gain super powers from the lighting and used them to lash you into the sky. I pick up the sandwich again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 Just now, Ookla-The-Stick said: I gain super powers from the lighting and used them to lash you into the sky. I pick up the sandwich again. I pick up the sandwich by forcibly making you give it to me by threatening merp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 3 minutes ago, Ookla-The-Stick said: .... really? XD Mortified, I steal the sandwich back and Soothe Elan into feeling sorry for me and not chasing me. Yep. Once to be Aang for Halloween 2 years ago, and once when I was like 5 or 6 I think? 1 minute ago, Ookla-The-Stick said: I gain super powers from the lighting and used them to lash you into the sky. I pick up the sandwich again. I take the sandwich without telling how. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 Just now, Ookla the Resolute said: I pick up the sandwich by forcibly making you give it to me by threatening merp I wanted Merp dead in the first place and don't care, so I don't give you the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeoryi she/her Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 Just now, Ookla-The-Stick said: I wanted Merp dead in the first place and don't care, so I don't give you the sandwich. I threaten to keep merp alive 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 (edited) 1 minute ago, Ookla the Resolute said: I threaten to keep merp alive I don't care, and resume contemplating Whiplash's death scene. I still have the sandwich. Edited December 16, 2023 by Ookla-The-Stick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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