Aeoryi she/her Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 Just now, Ookla-The-Stick said: I don't care, and resume contemplating Whiplash's death scene. I still have the sandwich. I remind you that you had to rewrite my death scene, and while you are still cringing at the fact that I could do such a thing I take the sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 2 minutes ago, Ookla the Resolute said: I remind you that you had to rewrite my death scene, and while you are still cringing at the fact that I could do such a thing I take the sandwich I, feeling rather confused at what you just said, distract you with an AI picture of you, smack you with Merp, and steal the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhispersOfWit he/him Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 *the whisper sooths away all of your emotions with a duralumin enhanced soothing* *mortified by your new emptiness you drop the sandwich* *the whisper picks it up* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted December 17, 2023 Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 I yell loudly to drown out the whisper and steal the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 17, 2023 Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 I wonder how much longer people will resist the inevitable truth of me one day getting the sandwich forever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhispersOfWit he/him Posted December 17, 2023 Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 I take the sandwich and hide it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted December 21, 2023 Report Share Posted December 21, 2023 I use OreSeur to help me sniff it out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 21, 2023 Report Share Posted December 21, 2023 Seeing as I haven't had it for a while, I decide to take it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies he/him Posted December 21, 2023 Report Share Posted December 21, 2023 I ride a badger mole out of the earth and grab the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honorable One he/him Posted December 22, 2023 Report Share Posted December 22, 2023 Honor rides a dragon down from the sky and grabs the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted December 22, 2023 Report Share Posted December 22, 2023 I get Hoid to seduce the dragon and steal the sandwich while it is distracted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 23, 2023 Report Share Posted December 23, 2023 I swear (fictional) at you till you tell me to watch my mouth and give me the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted December 23, 2023 Report Share Posted December 23, 2023 I make terrible puns until you give me the sandwich to get me to stop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted December 28, 2023 Report Share Posted December 28, 2023 Hungry the commslug begs Luna for the sandwich with all of her slug-y charms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted December 28, 2023 Report Share Posted December 28, 2023 I manage to resist the slug-y charms but feel really bad about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 29, 2023 Report Share Posted December 29, 2023 I grab the sandwich and ride majestically toward the One Mountain in the west, where I will enjoy the sandwich under the Gloamshadow trees. @Edema Rue you will apricate this when you read Wingfeather tales. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted December 29, 2023 Report Share Posted December 29, 2023 Hungry follows much less majestically. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted December 30, 2023 Report Share Posted December 30, 2023 As you sit under the Gloamshadow trees, about to take your first bite of the sandwich, you feel a sharp pain at the back of your neck, and you drop the sandwich to slap at a horsefly. You miss, and it bites you again. Then, as you are distracted by its extremely irritating ability to dodge attempted squishings, a small, camouflaged cremling creeps up to the fallen sandwich. It wiggles its antennae and six more join it. Together, they carry the sandwich into the shadows, to be delivered to their master: The Seventeenth Swarm of the Sandwich-Stealing Strain... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted December 30, 2023 Report Share Posted December 30, 2023 As I approach the annoying aphid-adjacent animals, I animatedly announce that I also am able to alliterate adeptly. I advance and attempt to appropriate the aliment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted December 30, 2023 Report Share Posted December 30, 2023 I steal the sandwich as I try and make sense of what Luna just said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies he/him Posted December 30, 2023 Report Share Posted December 30, 2023 Using my power of understanding, I gain the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted December 30, 2023 Report Share Posted December 30, 2023 Hungry the commslug asks the horsefly if it wants to be friends and team up to steal the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies he/him Posted December 30, 2023 Report Share Posted December 30, 2023 I apologize to Hungry for my previous dropping them off a cliff and offer them the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted December 30, 2023 Report Share Posted December 30, 2023 The cremlings briefly confers with the rest of the Seventeenth Swarm before agreeing to the friendship. Slugs, after all, are distant cousins of crabs. I think? I am in biology next semester, so I should probably know that...anyway, The horsefly lands on the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted December 30, 2023 Report Share Posted December 30, 2023 I am starting to become concerned about the sandwich’s sanitary situation, so I put on a pair of gloves. Then, I attempt to carefully shoo away the horsefly and pick up the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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