The Bookwyrm he/him Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 The sandwich phases through your hands and into the ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 I get a Stoneward to liquify the ground and rescue the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 (edited) A certain snail pokes its eyestalks tentatively out of its shell, oozing hopefully towards the sandwich. Which it steals, then gives to @The Halcyon Girl as a birthday present. Edited February 28 by Edema Rue 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Who promptly reveals herself to in fact be Doomslug the Destroyer using cloaking technology. Doomslug flutes happily at her acquisition of the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 I steal the sandwich but replace it with an equally delicious one because I feel bad about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Doomslug thanks you, munching on the knockoff sandwich contentedly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 I gently set a marshmallow in front of Doomslug for no apparent reason. Then I throw a Bleu Shell (yep, like the cheese) at Lunamor and steal the sandwich while she is distracted by the smell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 I eat the cheese then throw the crumbs in your face a la pocket sand, retrieving the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 i walk up, freeze time and swap the sandwich with a fake one. i hide the real one in a secret bunker and hide about 10 fake sandwiches before unfreezing time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 Since you didn't specify where you hid the ten decoy sandwiches, you actually ended up hiding them on the other side of the planet by mistake. I use the Find My Sandwich app to locate your secret bunker, break through the roof, nab the sandwich, and hop in a helicopter that takes me to the middle of the Pacific Ocean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 I shoot down the helicopter with a nuclear submarine and retrieve the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 Your sub is taken into the clutches of a kraken, rising from the depths as it senses the power of the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 I summon Godzilla to fight the Kraken and free me from its grasp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 As Godzilla and the Kraken fight, I sneak up and take the sandwich then go sit under my bed, staring at the damp sandwich discontentedly, then hide it and hold a decoy one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 I conjure Shawn from Pysch, who uses his powers of deduction to find the real sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 i become a kandra and sneak up on the shawn before stealing the sandwich and sticking it into a pouch inside my body 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 Shawn summons Gus, who laments about Pluto to distract you while he nabs the sandwich. Y’all should watch Pysch, it’s great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 Unfortunately Lassiter catches him and confiscates the sandwich at gunpoint 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 Turns out Lassiter is the one being held at gunpoint, so I steal the sandwich instead. I take the sandwich to Atlantis via submarine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 14 minutes ago, Soulbinder said: Unfortunately Lassiter catches him and confiscates the sandwich at gunpoint Yesssssss, someone else has watched it! 11 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said: Turns out Lassiter is the one being held at gunpoint, so I steal the sandwich instead. I take the sandwich to Atlantis via submarine. Juliette rescues Lassy and convinces her brother, John Cena, to travel to Atlantis and use his powers of invisibility and being really good at holding his breath to sneakily retrieve it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 The sandwich was already retrieved by Biff the goldfish, who brings it to Buford Van Stomm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 Pinky the Chihuahua is dispatched to retrieve it for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 I give Pinky the Chihuahua a fake sandwich, convince them it’s the real one and send them back to Lunamor, then I offer Biff the Goldfish some fish flakes to tell me where the sandwich went. I then go to Buford Van Stomm and convince him that the sandwich he has is fake, and that I have the real one. I take the actual real sandwich and go sit in a Terris hut on Mars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 I fly to Mars on a chouta powered spaceship and use its giant grabber-claw to grab the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 I shoot down the rocket using the Shovel Launcher from Far Cry 5, being careful not to 1. Injure Lord Spirit, and 2. Not to damage the sandwich, before grabbing it and driving my Stormlight powered Space Tesla to Jupiter and hiding underneath it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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