Lunamor she/her Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 2 minutes ago, Edema Rue said: The snail accepts the replica sandwich, then flies through the air with the handful of glitter. Amidst all the arguing about Mark Rober, it helps Fat Gus steal the sandwich. If you understand that reference, you're my favorite. Is that the squirrel? I distract Fat Gus with acorns and take back the sandwich. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 1 minute ago, Lunamor said: Is that the squirrel? I distract Fat Gus with acorns and take back the sandwich. I pay Rick in walnuts to steal the sandwich. I believe so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 12 minutes ago, Lunamor said: Is that the squirrel? I distract Fat Gus with acorns and take back the sandwich. Yes The snail gets a really tiny engine from Mark Rober and zooms after the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 I shoot the tiny engine with the world’s smallest nerf gun, making explode, and take the sandwich while the snail is recovering 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 (edited) I groan in pain but happily accept the fruit gift basket. Wait, there's nothing but exotic butter* shaped like fruit in here... I throw the butter at Sequence and use the basket to steal the sandwich away from Lord Spirit. *surely someone gets it. Edited March 14 by Through The Living Glass 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 I walk back in days later after finally expunging the glittery menace from my eyes, highly embarrassed to have said 'Mark Robert' instead of 'Mark Rober' as intended. I curse autocorrect, myself for not double checking my typing, and Lunar for unleashing the horror that is glitter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 1 minute ago, Soulbinder said: I walk back in days later after finally expunging the glittery menace from my eyes, highly embarrassed to have said 'Mark Robert' instead of 'Mark Rober' as intended. I curse autocorrect, myself for not double checking my typing, and Lunar for unleashing the horror that is glitter. I take advantage of you misspelling my name as Lunar to successfully command you to give me the sandwich out of embarrassment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 Just now, Lunamor said: I take advantage of you misspelling my name as Lunar to successfully command you to give me the sandwich out of embarrassment. Screw autocorrect, that's the SECOND TIME!! and myself for aforementioned reasons I comply, apologizing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 I use autocorrect to manipulate all that has been said here to put the sandwich in my hands, then stand inside a speed bubble, constantly swallowing bendalloy to keep it running as people come and go, waiting for the sandwich. HAHA! You fools didn’t write it in metal, so I can change everything said! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 Hmm... [I scratch some things into a metal plate to distract @WhyEverNot_8 while I steal the sandwich.] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 “DAMNATION!” I cry as a run after The Living Glass, I draw my replica of Vindication II with custom made entanglement bullets (it’s from one of my DND campaigns, I made aether-based weaponry) and fire. I hit Glass (this name is shorter, you good if I use it?) square in the back, enshrouding them in verdant vines, the. I steal the sandwich and hightail it outta there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoSavant she/her Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 (edited) I deploy a small army of chipmunks to bring me the sandwich Edited March 18 by PianoSavant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 27 minutes ago, WhyEverNot_8 said: (this name is shorter, you good if I use it?) Sure! Ouch. I distract the chipmunks with the verdant vines and get away with the sandwich in a helicopter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 I chase after you in the Thanoscopter, readying my rubber chicken launcher for action. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 I grab a bucket of water and drown the rubber chickens so they can’t scream. I throw a stove at the helicopter, capturing the sandwich and knocking the helicopter out of the sky. Because I don’t want to kill anyone, I put a trampoline under Soulbinder and then run off carrying the stove with the Sandwich in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 I backflip off the trampoline, grab the stove midair, and fail to hold on to it because of my momentum, landing in an undignified heap in front of WhyEverNot_8. Getting up, I attempt to negotiate, offering to trade the sandwich for a tray of delicious banana chocolate chip muffins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 Too bad you took too long. I STEAL THE SANDWICH ONCE AGAIN, AHAHAHA. I also leave some pieces of fruit-shaped butter for you both to enjoy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 (edited) I agree to the trade with Soulbinder, with one condition: I don’t have The Sandwich, so I make them a Why Sandwich (if you don’t want to spell out my full name, you can just use Why) then try the fruit-shaped butter. I don’t like butter by itself so I split the remaining butters in half and wrap my portion in a cloth and put it in my pocket for later. I then chase after Glass and attempt to blast the stove out of her hands with a Zephyr blast. I then sneakily put the sandwich in my jacket and run off holding the stove above my head. (when I say jacket I mean inside the back of my jacket, between it and my shirt.) Edited March 19 by WhyEverNot_8 Clarification 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 I stop you and steal the sandwich via Dr. Doofenshmirtz's new Sandwich Stealinator before putting it in my much superior trenchcoat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoSavant she/her Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 I Accio the sandwich and fly away on a thestral 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids she/her Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 As you ride away from the battle, your thestral steed rounds a cliff edge, and slams suddenly into a massive web. Though you struggle to escape the entrapping filaments, they are much too sticky. In mere moments, a horde of tiny spiders appear whisk the sandwich from your grasp, returning it, once more, to the Seventeenth Swarm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 I grab my SRO (Sandwich Recovery Organization) Standard-Issue Sandwich-Recovery Flamethrower and burn away the web. I grab the sandwich and fly into a building that, inside, has… (drumroll please) a building, and inside that is… another building. This repeats until the building is barely large enough to fit the sandwich. I walk out and hit the secret button that shuffles all the doors inside the building, then run into a cave and hold a duplicate sandwich as if it’s the real thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 I use the rewind button to undo that and take the sandwich before you can get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 The Time Cops appear and arrest you for unlawful warpage of spacetime. The sandwich is brought before Time Baby as tribute. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 I get Bill to sneak the sandwich back to me under his top hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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