Lunamor she/her Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 I used the power of a good ol' fashioned Kelsier-style deck to the face to discombobulate you and allow me to take the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clarinetist he/him Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 While you are beating up Nerdy, I steal the sandwich and tp to my bedrock bunker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan he/him Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 I world edit the bunker closed, then tp you out of the bunker, as it is too thick to corus fruit into, then install a plug-in that patches most bedrock breaking exploits. I let you have the sandwich out of boredom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 I trick you into trading the sandwich for a box with a cake in it, and run away as you open the empty box and realize that the cake was a lie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 (edited) I use my portal gun to create a portal loop and trap you. I then accidentally remove the wrong portal, launching you into the lower stratosphere. You drop the sandwich as you go and I grab it and run Edited April 17 by Pineap-spider forgot to bold 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 I throw a grenade to trip you up and then grab the sandwich and seal it into an everything-proof box so that no one can have it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 I whisk the everything-proof box to Mars and try to figure out how to open it. I ask the next person who tries to steal it if they have any ideas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 I teleport to the future where someone figured out how to remove it from the box, take it, and lock it in a Swiss vault 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 I a master vault cracker break into this swiss vault with ease and make a break for it to a bunker only I know about 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan he/him Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 I inform the post above that it is not cannon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 I move to the past and teleport the sandwich out of the box, then run move to a cave on Pluto, so that whenever Lord Spirit goes to the future, there’s no sandwich in the box. Wahahahahaaaa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 I reveal that the sandwich you all have stolen is an almost-convincing fake created using quantum engineering. Then I run away with the real sandwich in a box with a cat that might be dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 *snaps fingers* the real sandwich is in my hands now. I run away to the cognitive realm and sit under the sea of beads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 You eventually come up for air after almost suffocating and I nab the sandwich while you are distracted gasping for breath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 AHA! But you see I had stormlight to breathe for me, so I lightweave an illusion of mold on the sandwich, and make a fake sandwich and convince you that I have the real one and to trade, before I weave shadows around myself and leave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 I'm napping nearby and you trip over me as you run away. I wake up, see the conveniently available sandwich, and grab it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 I wonder how long it's been since I've had the sandwich. Using the power of not being here recently, I claim it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 Your claim is insufficient. I steal the Sandwich using the power of my pocket pencil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 (edited) I take your pocket pencil then give the sandwich to nameless. Edited April 19 by Immortal Platypus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather He/Him Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 I delete my name momentarily so I am technically named nameless and you accidentally give me the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clarinetist he/him Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 I take the sandwich through name laws and the sandwich is mine once more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 I shrug, mutter my name (excluding the special characters of course) then swipe the sandwich from you before floating upwards to hover in midair at about 150 ft above sea level. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 Granted, you imagine it all because it wasn't bolded. I Steal The Sandwich Using The Power Of Capitalization. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 I STEAL THE SANDWICH USING THE POWER OF ALL CAPS! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 I get an FRC team to shoot a salvo of bagels at you at approximately 65 miles per hour, knocking you down and allowing me to take the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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