One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 I use Pineap's fallen body as a trampoline, and launch myself at 300 mph at Living Glass, and use her as another trampoline to redirect myself at unintelligenius, and kick them to the ground. I then steal the sandwich and run back to the remains of the camp fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 I burst out of the ashes on a sandworm and intercept you, stealing the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 "Oomph!" I shoot a huge piece of steel through the sandworm at several times the speed of sound. The land now desolate, I take back the Sandwich and start walking. (read the past few posts with the music from the Fairies episode of Bluey playing in the background. I started laughing out loud it was so funny.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 (edited) I use a magnet and a magnet power amplifier to pull the huge piece of steel towards me, and ram the huge piece of steel into Living Glass knocking her away, and then I steal the sandwich. I than ride away on a rollercoster. what is the sandworm's name? I think we should name it Shmebulock Edited April 30 by One of the Ten Fools 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 (edited) I place a penny on the coaster track, completely derailing the thing (that's totally not an urban legend). as one of the ten fools goes flying, I use a grappling hook to grab the sandwich. Then the jersey devil appears out of the nearby forest, and I ride him into another alternate dimension. Edited April 30 by Pineap-spider 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 I make a s'more by the fire and then casually throw it into another dimension. It barely misses Pineap, but hits the jersey devils legs, causing it to trip over. I pull out a wand and after a quick wingardium leviosa the sandwich peacefully floats into my hand. I pocket it as I begin to make another s'more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 I throw a Latin dictionary at you, knocking you over. It's easy for me to steal the sandwich while you get up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wierdo he/him Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 I push you and take the sandwich for my online family 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 I give the signal to Jerome and he uses his switching abilities to switch off all technology and online stuff, thus making your online family disappear. As you mourn I run in and grab the sandwich then steel push myself into space and onto the moon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 It's too bad that I've already stole the moon I shrink you with my shrink ray as you approach and easily take the sandwich from your tiny hands. I then use my fart gun to propel myself deeper into space. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 I awaken, grab the latin dictionary and memorize the whole thing, then switch back on the online family and pat Wierdo on the back. Then I climb into my Crimson-μ No Man’s Sky Sentinel Interceptor, then steal the Sandwich from Pineap-Spider 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather He/Him Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 I use the power of Orange juice to steal the sandwich.(This is a meme from dndbeyond.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 1 hour ago, The Stormfather said: I use the power of Orange juice to steal the sandwich.(This is a meme from dndbeyond.) However, you failed to put your statement in bold meaning the sandwich is still in WhyEverNot's hands. I get it out of those hands while riding on the back of a reaper leviathan from Subnautica. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 I burst in riding a Void Chelicerate from Subnautica: Below Zero. While the two leviathans fight it out, I steal the Sandwich using a propulsion cannon, then I use the repulsion cannon to launch Nerdy and the two leviathans away. Suddenly realizing we've been on 4546B since Pineap changed dimensions, I go try to find the Sea Emperor and not get eaten by any alien predators. Yes, I know I'm a Subnautica nerd. No, I don't care. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 I use my anti shrink ray gun to turn myself back to normal size then go and kidnap the sea emperor and replace him. I go to Living Glass and they think I'm the emperor so while they bow to me I steal the sandwich, hit them with my awesome sea trident, and swim away at the speed of light. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 ... Obviously you hallucinated the whole thing because a) the Sea Emperor is a girl and b) it's not human (and c) I would never bow to you ). Spoiler Here's what it looks like: While Unintelligenius swim around, hallucinating, I dive even deeper into the ocean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 I strap a guided rocket to Unintelligeius and launch him at Living Glass, and I swoop in and steal the sandwich after the collision. I then fly out of the water with my car. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 I raise my hands, chanting, performing a ritual to resurrect the Gargantuan Leviathan. I cackle as I ride atop it’s head to go steal the sandwich from my enemies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 Having never played Subnautica, and briefly googling images of the leviathans, I decide I need to get out of here. I jump through the window of The Ten Fool's car and change the radio station. I also take the sandwich. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 (edited) I slap the sandwich out of Pineap's hand, and tell him to buckle up. Edited May 2 by One of the Ten Fools forgot a word 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 I grapple-hook into Fool's car and buckle up. "Where are we going?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 I buckle up, and start to hook up my phone to the Bluetooth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 "we are going on a field trip! Pineap can you play the theme song to the magic school bus?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 I instead start to play 3500 Hz and plug my ears. As Living Glass and Fool are in shock, I unbuckle, grab the sandwich, and dive into the water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 Underwater Diver Elan grabs the sandwich and runs away into a sea cave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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