WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 I, being knocked out with an elephant tranquilizer, which is made for a being over 100 times my weight, am sleeping soundly. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 but I am an employee at this specific Subway, and take the sandwich from you well you are ordering. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 (edited) I Eat Fresh ™ and get the sandwich. Edited May 13 by Lunamor No idea what happened with the formatting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted May 13 Report Share Posted May 13 I pull out an angry bird and a giant slingshot and after three tries knock Lunamor over and then I run in and grab the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 I pull out a dangerous assortment of wooden planks and explosives and have a green snot-filled pig thing drive a bomb on spring-loaded wheels into you, knocking you down to grab the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoSavant she/her Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 I am confused and somewhat insane. I demonstrate this by mooing then cackling evilly as I throw rubber chickens at everyone. I ignore the sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 (edited) I use her distraction to run up while dodging around the ducks and swipe the sandwich in a perfect slide and slide straight up onto my feet and promptly trip on my face Edited May 14 by strmblsd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 (edited) 45 minutes ago, strmblsd said: I use his distraction to run up while dodging around the ducks and swipe the sandwich in a perfect slide and slide straight up onto my feet and promptly trip on my face ... "Why did you fall?" I ask. Edited May 14 by Through The Living Glass 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 "Because I'm an idiot" I say as I stand back up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoSavant she/her Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 12 hours ago, strmblsd said: I use his distraction to run up while dodging around the ducks and swipe the sandwich in a perfect slide and slide straight up onto my feet and promptly trip on my face (I'm a her ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 Just now, PianoSavant said: (I'm a her ) (Sorry) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoSavant she/her Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 Just now, strmblsd said: (Sorry) (It's alright) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 I realize that the sandwich fell on to the ground when Stmblsd fell so I use my EMP Communication Device to tell the ants to pick it up and give it to me. I grab it from the pile of ants, thank them, & do a backflip because why not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 when you land your epic back flip I steal the sandwich well doing a front flip, after I land the front flip I the roll down a nearby hill well laughing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard he/him Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 The hill stands up, because it turned out that it was a massive turtle and not a hill, and swallows the sandwich, delivering it to me inside the turtle's stomach. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 Uhhhhhhhh... I blown up the turtle and catch the Sandwich out of the air, then land in a cool yet stereotypical superhero pose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 3 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said: Uhhhhhhhh... I blown up the turtle and catch the Sandwich out of the air, then land in a cool yet stereotypical superhero pose. I sweep your leg and slap you for blowing up a turtle. Then snatch the sandwich out of the air, before flying away in my Karve of the Worm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 I use my antiaircraft guns that were in my back pocket to quickly shoot WhyEverNot down before you get out of range. The sandwich falls onto a giant sandcastle then I Earth bend it over to me then go get Jerome and we happily rebuild the sandcastle and fall asleep in one of the many back rooms. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrechioSwordMouse he/him Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 (edited) I fire a shell of mustard gas at the sand castle. I go in with a gas mask and take the sandwich. Edited May 16 by Atheist Devil Worshiper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted May 16 Author Report Share Posted May 16 (edited) I fire a shell of ketchup liquid at the sand castle. The castle collapses from the moisture, and I take the sandwich after the dust clears. Edited May 16 by AltonicKeys 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 I use naptime on you ( https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AF_nfazQaek )and while you are down steal the sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 I use the surge of Adhesion on the ground and stick you to it, then grab the sandwich and lash it into the sky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 I ride in with Vin Diesel in his car and with the power of family, manage to get it on top of the car 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 Takes the sandwich with unearthly magic formed from the ends of worms mixed with tonic and happily waddles away with it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 I was just reminded of the duck song I ask Thaidakar if he has any grapes, which distracts him enough for Vin Diesel to take the sandwich without him noticing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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