Unintelligenius he/him Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 I pour some diesel on Vin Diesel and they cancel out so I grab the sandwich and Jerome then teleport onto the death star. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 I steal the Death Star plans from the main computer (turns out they were in there after all) and use them to locate the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 (edited) The last post wasn't bolded, so you actually dreamed that! I blow up the Death Star and escape on the USS Enterprise. Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler That's going to annoy so many people *evil laughter* Edited May 17 by Through The Living Glass 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 I disguise myself as Mary Sue and the crew gives me the sandwich. I then leap into outer space and try to swim away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 I activate the tractor beam on my star destroyer and pull you in, then lock you in a jail cell, then take the sandwich. I then let you have a ship and send you off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 I cry because Vin Diesel is gone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 I use my star destroyer destroyer to destroy WhyEverNot's star destroyer then throw my boomerang out in the debris and it clips the sandwich and they both fly back to my hands. I eat a lifesize donut which calls down the bifrost and I appear on Asgard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stick Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 I promptly blow Hemidall's horn and take the sandwich from you as giants storm the Bitfrost. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 (edited) I use Mjolnir to defeat the armies and take the Sandwich back. Edited May 17 by Through The Living Glass 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 (edited) Thor smites down Through the Living Glass for stealing his hammer and gives me the sandwich because I said Oden commanded it. (how are you able to lift the hammer?) Edited May 17 by A_Random_Fish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 I start Ragnarok, Odin gets eaten by Fenrir, hence you are no longer under his authority and I will not be smited for stealing your sandwich. I take it and ride away on the back of Jormungandr. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 I summon the four horsemen who help me take back the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 I behead the four horsemen, making them all headless horsemen, then put all their heads in a sack and give it to Lunamor. The horsemen, who know where their heads are, blindly attack Lunamor not knowing who they are attacking. I steal the sandwich in the commotion and give it to a guy going on his morning stroll with his dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 I Wayne-trade the sandwich for my pocket watch, jump into a car, and drive away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 I chuck the sack of heads into the backseat, causing the horsemen to crash the car. I retrieve the sandwich from the wreckage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 I walk away whistling with the real sandwich, laughing at how badly they fell for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 The real sandwich has been replaced with a large grub, and is nowhere to be seen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 That is because I stole found it on the ground during the ruckus and am hiding with it out of service so I can't be found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 (edited) I summon a genie and wish for the sandwich to be teleported into my hand, which has a broken wrist from the car accident so I accidentally drop it down a storm drain. Edited May 19 by BlueWildRye 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 (edited) I use my thirty-eight blood hounds to track down the scent of the sandwich, I then make a very graceful dive into the sewers and swim after the sandwich. Edited May 19 by Vyzkel Willbender 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stick Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 I then send Javert down into the sewers after you, and he takes the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 I eat a mini mushroom from Mario and jump inside Javert’s ears, in which I scramble his brain. I then hit my head on the wall to get me back and scoop the sandwich from the now spasming Javert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 Poor Javret... I convince Jerome to steal the Sandwich back for me. He hits Vyzkel over the head, throws him on top of Javert, and takes the Sandwich back to me via helicopter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said: He hits Vyzkel over the head, I probably deserve that I call in the US Airforce to help me chase down the helicopter, surrounding it in fighter jets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 I stumble into a jet and try to fly it, then remember my hands are nonfunctional and crash the jet into the helicopter, sending the sandwich spiraling into the air. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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