BrechioSwordMouse he/him Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 I become Spiderman and grab the sandwich with my webs and swing away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 I become Squirrel Girl and snatch the sandwich from your hands with the help of my squirrel friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 I become Gandalf the Blue and airbend the sandwich into my hands. Then I hop on a ryshadium and gallop away to Hobbiton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 *Screams in having read The Silmarillion* I become Gandalf the Grey and use my unspecified magical powers to steal the sandwich in a vague manner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 I become Me the Teal and use my magic something-or-other powers to steal the Sandwich somehow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 Suddenly, for unexplained plot reasons, I gain a wellspring of power with no foreshadowing whatsoever. I use this to take the sandwich in an epic and cool fight scene before suddenly losing my new power and having a lot of angst about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 Spoiler 7 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said: Since you didn’t bold it, it was all a dream There are things you wish were NOT a dream, and then there are things you are glad ARE just a dream. I cut myself out from the webs using Sting, which I just have now for some reason, then run up to the powerless and angsty NerdyAarakocra and casually take the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 You glance over your shoulder and when you look back the sandwich is gone and I'm standing casually on the corner of a building eating a sandwich not the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted May 22 Report Share Posted May 22 I roll a nat 20 for stealth and shuffle my goliath rogue over to you and somehow pickpocket the sandwich from you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 (edited) I cast fireball, exploding everything in a 20ft radius, also cooking the sandwich. Edited May 23 by Vyzkel Willbender 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 I simply cackle at your apparent inability to bold things 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 (edited) I cackle along and then fall to the floor with laughter and covertly steal the sandwich from WhyEverNot whilst doing so. Edited May 23 by Unintelligenius 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 (edited) Man I am sleep deprived I now cast fireball, only exploding and sending Unintelligenius away and cooking the sandwich, I then use a grappling hook to grab it, and I run away. Edited May 23 by Vyzkel Willbender 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 I run up next to you, say “I think you need some sleep,” then tap you on the forehead and watch as you fall unconscious. I then summon an extremely comfortable bed underneath you, then take the sandwich and go to my local barber shop and trade it for a hair trim 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 My insomnia is too strong, so I run over and buy the sandwich for twenty bucks, since I rolled a nat 20 on charisma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 Just before you complete your purchase, I burst in and offer 21 bucks for the Sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 I throw down my brand new hat that I got because I failed the perception check. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 I pick up your hat, dust it off, and hand it to you, before casting an even stronger sleep spell, then threaten “Stay asleep before I get mean!” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 I thank you and then fall right to sleep, I’m now broke though because the barber pickpocketed me while I was sleeping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 I pickpocket the barber and stick the money inside your hat, then summon another bed and teleport you into it. Then I engage in an extremely intense game of Rock Paper Scissors with Nerdy for the sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 The Rock-Paper-Scissors match will be sung of in legend for centuries to come. The repercussions of the duel alter the very fabric of the universe. Any alien species coming to Earth will feel the echoes long after the human race becomes extinct. After a year and a day, I win the match when I call rock, summoning Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. With the power of immutable stone on my side, I claim victory, and the sandwich is my reward. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 (edited) I want someone to animate this... imagine how chaotic it would look. I steal Vyz's (may I call you vyz?) insomnia, which I give to Nerdy after injecting melatonin into them. While you are dead tired but unable to fall asleep, I take the Sandwich to the nearest pharmacy. Edited May 23 by Through The Living Glass 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 Unfortunately, as a member of an FRC team's design division, I have long since transcended the need for sleep. Brushing away such pitiful notions as "melatonin" and "insomnia," I jump in through the window of the pharmacy and land in slow-motion inside an expanding cloud of dust. Whirring by The Joy Formidable begins playing as I shout a witty one-liner and progress through an incredibly contrived platforming gauntlet, reaching the sandwich and snagging it just as the final chord hits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 Watching Nerdy do that plus the fact that the music was only in their AirPods makes me fall to the ground laughing. After I'm done laughing I chase Nerdy down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said: I want someone to animate this... imagine how chaotic it would look. I steal Vyz's (may I call you vyz?) insomnia, which I give to Nerdy after injecting melatonin into them. While you are dead tired but unable to fall asleep, I take the Sandwich to the nearest pharmacy. Yeah you can, I don’t mind. I unfortunately have now become a professional sleep walker, transcending all sleep inducing spells and drugs. I use my super-human sleepy senses to track down Nerdy, I then jump off of Through the Looking Glass and perform a graceful backflip while stealing the sandwich. I then teleport to the farthest bed from me and fall back asleep, cuddling the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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