NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 2 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said: I HATH BEEN SUMMONED! I politely accept the invitation. *Have "Great, now we just have to wait for @Edema Rue to respond." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 My quoting isn’t working for some reason… I blink, then carefully position the sandwich in the Lunch Safe. “Normal rules?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 49 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said: *Have "Great, now we just have to wait for @Edema Rue to respond." *Hath. I said what I meant and I meant what I said. 30 minutes ago, Edema Rue said: My quoting isn’t working for some reason… I blink, then carefully position the sandwich in the Lunch Safe. “Normal rules?” "Normal rules," Platypus says with a nod. "Lunch SafeTM under the table? Watch the waiters. Sequence loves to show up as one. So did Nameless if I recall correctly." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 Whilst everyone is watching the waiters I turn myself into a monkey and Jerome and I jump into the restaurant through the window. Jerome jumps on the table and distracts everyone by doing a double backflip. Whilst everyone admires his cuteness I sneak under that table and steal the sandwich then run out and teleport to Amazon Rain Forest to go eat some bananas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 "Oh, come on! Why do these lunch dates never work?" I say, reading the menu. "Ooh, falafels! Those seem nice." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 33 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said: "Oh, come on! Why do these lunch dates never work?" I say, reading the menu. "Ooh, falafels! Those seem nice." "It's fine. He stole the safe on top of the actual safe which I hid in the floorboards." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 2 minutes ago, Immortal Platypus said: "It's fine. He stole the safe on top of the actual safe which I hid in the floorboards." "Ah, good. What are you getting?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 I got to the amazon too sit next to @Unintelligeniusand just decide to eat bananas too and I offer him a truce where we share the sandwitch and eat banananas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 I accept the truce and open the safe so we can bask in the glory of the sandwich. But it's not there. I am sad until I eat a banana then I'm happy. Also @strmblsd would we share the sandwich or a sand witch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 (edited) 13 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said: "Ah, good. What are you getting?" "I think I'll probably get the chicken noodle soup with bread sticks." guys, I haven't posted here in like, literal months. And I am still the top poster. This is ridiculous. Edited May 24 by Immortal Platypus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 2 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said: Also @strmblsd would we share the sandwich or a sand witch? Both 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoSavant she/her Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 2 hours ago, Immortal Platypus said: "It's fine. He stole the safe on top of the actual safe which I hid in the floorboards." I disguise myself as a floorboard. That done, I sneak under the floorboards (don’t ask me how that works it just does) and steal the sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather He/Him Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 I Jump on the floorboards, bashing your head and then tear up the floor to grab the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 I aim Archimedes II at you and cackle loudly. Then I say, “Hand over the sandwich or get zapped by the giant space laser.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 I dug a tunnel underneath the floorboards and took the safe with the sandwich inside, then left discreetly without anyone noticing. Since we're kinda maybe rping though you guys wouldn't know that until you checked, though. I step into the restaurant and pretend to look shocked at @WhyEverNot_8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 *confusion* ”Gimme the sammich” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 appears in all lowercase sad letters and picks the sandwich up sadly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 Hugs you and lets you have it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stick Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 I bring a selection of food so Unintelegenius and I can be pacifists in the rainforest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 i still have the sandwhich and a hug from Why 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 APPEARS IN ALL UPPERCASE LETTERS, THUS BECOMING HUGE. I STOMP ON Angushed_One AND BEND DOWN AND PICK UP THE SANDWICH AND RUN EXTREMELY QUICKLY BECAUSE OF MY BIG LEGS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wierdo he/him Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 2 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said: APPEARS IN ALL UPPERCASE LETTERS, THUS BECOMING HUGE. I STOMP ON Angushed_One AND BEND DOWN AND PICK UP THE SANDWICH AND RUN EXTREMELY QUICKLY BECAUSE OF MY BIG LEGS. Sues for battery, assault, and murder. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just-A-Stick she/her Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Wierdo said: Sues for battery, assault, and murder. not to mention hurting your adopted mother, or misspelling her username Edited May 25 by Anguished_One 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 (edited) 2 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said: APPEARS IN ALL UPPERCASE LETTERS, THUS BECOMING HUGE. I STOMP ON Angushed_One AND BEND DOWN AND PICK UP THE SANDWICH AND RUN EXTREMELY QUICKLY BECAUSE OF MY BIG LEGS. *puts @Vyzkel Willbender in aluminum chains to stop his steelrunning and pewter burning Edited May 25 by BlueWildRye 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wierdo he/him Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 5 minutes ago, Anguished_One said: mentionnot to emtion hurting your adopted mother, or misspelling her username That too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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