Just-A-Stick she/her Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 I take the sandwich because I need it right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 (edited) Does anyone know about a thread from a while ago talking about trying to find someone prophecied to win The Battle for the Sandwich? I think it's pretty dead, but at the same time, the prophecies... They all thought maybe Thaidakar would be the one, but it's becoming clear that it might be Stick. Edited May 25 by BlueWildRye 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stick Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 Yes, the Sandwich is MINE!!! Mwahaha. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 30 minutes ago, The Stick said: Yes, the Sandwich is MINE!!! Mwahaha. This could get confusing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 I'm pretty sure it doesn't count as double posting if it's an hour after my first post, so here's a picture of my sandwich. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 *sigh* I need to draw the Sandwich. I use my Harry Potter wand to freeze The Stick. *glacio!* I take the ice block-Sandwich away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 I invoke the sacred power of the Nerdy and Platypus lunch date gag (It's been around since pretty early in the thread) to return the sandwich to the SandwichSafe. I then order the falafel pita and a glass of tea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 The cycle continues. I close down the restaurant and make you guys leave, then run in there, put the SandwichSafe in a cardboard box, then pretend like I'm just helping take everything out. I run to an airplane and get on a flight to Timbuktu. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 The airport “accidentally” losses the box, and now your stuck at customs well I walk away with the box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 I cry because I am now in debt, in jail, and I now get 1 hour lectures from my adopted mother everyday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 I get out of customs, break Vyzkel out of jail, and request a temporary alliance to get the sandwich from Ten Fools. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 (edited) 6 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said: I get out of customs, break Vyzkel out of jail, and request a temporary alliance to get the sandwich from Ten Fools. I agree to this alliance, now indebted to BlueWildRye. I call in my pilot buddies to hook us up with some F-22 Raptors that we’ll use to absolutely disintegrate Ten Fools. Edited May 26 by Vyzkel Willbender 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 I walk up to Vyz. "Yo, can I have one of those F-22 Raptors?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 I charge Through the Looking Glass 20 million dollars in secret as I give her the F-22. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 I hop into one of the F-22s then have instant PTSD from the time that I died flying a jet. I proceed to crash it into Ten Fools, sending the sandwich box flying into Vyzkel's hands. I then realize that the alliance was never going to work the moment we got the sandwich and I run towards him angrily, then trip over the jet and fall off a cliff into the ocean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 I stare at my brand new prize for a second, stunned at how easy it was. I then run over and give it to the now sitting BlueWildRye,”my debt has been paid.” I walk away dramatically into the sunset, and also trip on one of the F-22. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 They're just so stealthy, you can't even see them! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 27 Report Share Posted May 27 3 hours ago, BlueWildRye said: They're just so stealthy, you can't even see them! Exactly! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 I take the sandwich, wrap it in wax paper, write “YOU ARE NOT STUPID” in big, extra-bold letters, and sign my full name. Then I board a plane and fly to @Anguished_One‘s house and give her the sandwich, before giving her a hug and returning home 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 I go and give @Anguished_One a hug too but secretly snatch the sandwich as I'm leaving but leave a really kind note saying how sorry I am 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 (edited) I then hug @strmblsd and covertly take the sandwich and tell him sorry, then run out into the road and get comedically hit by a car, the sandwich falling into the hood of said car. Edited May 28 by BlueWildRye 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scars of Hathsin he/him Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 (edited) I walk into the thread for my first time, using my plant bending to bend the sandwich out of @BlueWildRyes hands Edited May 28 by Scars of Hathsin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 I waterbend the water in the sewers below us and freeze your legs, then realize that this post isn't bolded, think about how I'm too lazy to bold it, then leave because I have no bending abilities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 I first welcome Scars to the thread. Then, I use my fist bending to do the most majestic punch right in Scars face, rendering him unconscious. I take the sandwich that was flung into the air and take one of the leftover F-22’s and fly away extremely quickly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scars of Hathsin he/him Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 I get up quickly, using waterbending to heal myself, and proceed to use metal bending to stop the plane and drag it towards me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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