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The Battle for the Sandwich


how many fingers do you have  

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  1. 1. what color is your chair

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9 hours ago, Scars of Hathsin said:

I get up quickly, using waterbending to heal myself, and proceed to use metal bending to stop the plane and drag it towards me

It was all just a dream(since it wasn’t bolded).

I quickly jump out of my plane and use my telekinetic powers to launch myself across the entire world in a matter of seconds.

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I somehow know the exact distance and direction you went, and Aon Tia myself there, except I messed up a coordinate and find myself in a puddle of mud in the middle of a jungle instead.

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I use my telekinetic powers to unlaunch yourself across the entire world in a matter of seconds, which causes an enormous sonic boom, shooting the sandwich to fly from your hands. I then use my telekinetic powers to cause the sandwich to float softly into my hands as Vyzkel falls from the sky.

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18 hours ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

I take the sandwich, wrap it in wax paper, write “YOU ARE NOT STUPID” in big, extra-bold letters, and sign my full name. Then I board a plane and fly to @Anguished_One‘s house and give her the sandwich, before giving her a hug and returning home

 

15 hours ago, strmblsd said:

I go and give @Anguished_One a hug too but secretly snatch the sandwich as I'm leaving but leave a really kind note saying how sorry I am

She thanks you both but is a bit unnerved about how you found her house. 

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5 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

"Hey! This is the Battle for the Sandwich, not the Burrito! Get your own thread!"

I'm about to take a bite out of the sandwich, when...

I launch straight at Nerdy, breaking their entire body and flinging the sandwich right in top of @Anguished_One house.

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I start climbing up the wall of the house, then turn around and just leave, because I don't want the house to get indirectly destroyed by a random F-22 or something. Oh yeah, as I'm leaving I trip over one of those again and fall down a well. THEY'RE JUST SO STEALTHY!

 

*also yeah I made it out of the jungle finally*

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I wonder how so many F-22’s just appear everywhere, then I use my ICBM to take out Through The Living Glass’ F-22, also flattening the surrounding area. I take the now perfectly cooked Sandwich and start running away as fast as I can.

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I throw a magnet at Vyzkel which sends me flying towards him instead. I crash into him, grab the Sandwich, then get magneted back into outer space, soaring towards the Moon.

4 hours ago, Anguished_One said:

 

She thanks you both but is a bit unnerved about how you found her house. 

Well @strmblsd just followed @WhyEverNot_8.

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6 minutes ago, Anguished_One said:

And @WhyEverNot_8 stalked me...

In the Sandwichverse, everyone knows exactly where everyone else's houses are, as well as the exact location of the Sandwich. That's how it works. I made that up on the spot, but it explains how we haven't lost the sandwich somewhere random yet.

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1 minute ago, BlueWildRye said:

In the Sandwichverse, everyone knows exactly where everyone else's houses are, as well as the exact location of the Sandwich. That's how it works. I made that up on the spot, but it explains how we haven't lost the sandwich somewhere random yet.

*adds to The Sandwich Lore* 

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14 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

In the Sandwichverse, everyone knows exactly where everyone else's houses are, as well as the exact location of the Sandwich. That's how it works. I made that up on the spot, but it explains how we haven't lost the sandwich somewhere random yet.

Actually, people have successfully created fakes of the Sandwich before and used them to claim the sandwich for multiple posts. 

I open my pizza box at Strmblsd's request, revealing... the sandwich?

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Don’t worry guys, it’s the power of ✨IMAGINATION✨

I quickly run over, wanting some pizza. I then realize that I have found the Sandwich, so I yoink the pizza box as fast I can and drill into the ground to chill with my mole men friends.

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