Unintelligenius he/him Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 I, being dressed up as one of Vyz's mole men friends, pick up the box after it falls to the ground because of Living Glass. Everyone ignores me because I am a mole men. Then I take off my costume and and go and find Jerome who is in the bottom of the Mariana trench. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoSavant she/her Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 I am utterly confused. My utter confusion spreads to everyone else and utterly confusifies their utter brains into utter confusion. This utterly confusingly makes me have the utter Sandwich …I have no idea what I just wrote 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 5 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said: I have pizza. *pizza* *gives half to strmblsd* *nom* Then I throw the empty pizza box at Vyz and both boxes fall to the ground. I thank @Through The Living Glassfor the pizza. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 26 minutes ago, PianoSavant said: I am utterly confused. My utter confusion spreads to everyone else and utterly confusifies their utter brains into utter confusion. This utterly confusingly makes me have the utter Sandwich …I have no idea what I just wrote *Becomes utterly confused* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 Too bad I'm so used to being confused that the confusion doesn't work on me! AHAHA! While everyone else is confused, I steal the Sandwich from PianoSavant and run off to Loamnore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scars of Hathsin he/him Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 I get some dwarves to hunt you down the magisidian trackers that focus on the sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 I cut the Living Glass off in the King's Path well she is hallucinating and use my mesmer abilities to make her give me the sandwich. Then I walk over to the Shores of Solace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 I trip through a random portal and fall directly on top of you snatching the sandwich and swapping it for a different one that looks Identical. And then I go back through the portal and go to eat a banana. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 I use the Aperture Science Dual Portal Device to shoot a portal to your location, and grab the sandwich through it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 I use the powers of RAINBOW MAGIC to take the Sandwich and I start sprinting away(it took me three tries though). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 I, having the word "blue" in my username, make everything blue EXCEPT for the Sandwich, which I grab with a grappling hook, make everything normal again, then grapple onto the top of a skyscraper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 I use my superior Spider-Man webs to catch up to you in no time and grab the sandwich as I swing away Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler THWIP! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 25 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said: I use my superior Spider-Man webs to catch up to you in no time and grab the sandwich as I swing away Reveal hidden contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents THWIP! It wasn't bolded, so it was actually all a dream... I use my superior Spider-Man webs to catch up to you in no time and grab the sandwich as I swing away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 I shapeshift into Zeus and strike Living Glass down with some lightning bolts. Then I control the clouds to pick it up and hand it to me. I grab it and lean back in my giant golden throne. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 30 Report Share Posted May 30 (edited) The real Zeus returns from his "nap" and just kinda punches you into Tartarus and confiscates the sandwich. Since Hermes is pretty sympathetic to anyone, I get him to give me the sandwich and his flying sandals. I fly somewhere random. Jerome is also in tartarus for some reason and nobody really knows what he did but it was really bad because his punishment is that he just can't eat bananas. Edited May 31 by BlueWildRye 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 I try to catch you and when I do I start to eat the flying sandals and when your falling I snatch the sandwich and chuckle to myself.. then realize I'm in the air and just like in a cartoon I look at the screen with a little oh no and start falling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 Whoever hits the ground first is a rotten egg! Literally. They'll go splat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Assassin In Red He/Him Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 I emerge from a rip in space time and look upon the whole situation with a look of complete and utter amused confusion. I then throw an ender pearl at strmblsd. Once I am falling as well, i snatch the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 I grab the assassins shirt and pull him close to me grab the sandwich and push him below me so that I don't hit the ground first because I don't want to be a rotten egg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Assassin In Red He/Him Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 I lash myself to the sky and pass strmblsd with a smug look on my face, then I realize I don't have the sandwich anymore and become sad... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 So, the Assasin in Red joins the Battle for the Sandwich. I end up hitting the ground first. No description of what that looks like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Assassin In Red He/Him Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 I look down in confusion at what appears to be something reality itself has censored. I run our of stormlight and begin falling again from an even greater height than before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 (edited) Hit the ground about 10 feet away from him but I land on my feet so I don't splat( dont question that's definitely how it works) and I go and put back together the big splat mark of the ground because I would miss him. Edited May 31 by strmblsd Typo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Assassin In Red He/Him Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 Looking at the rapidly approaching ground I whisper to myself, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can." I survive and immediately start looking around for the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 Having died and been revived twice now, I jump up and thank @strmblsd, although at the same time I swipe the sandwich from him, hop into a Porsche, and drive away at full speed. Quote Spoiler Death #1: Jet crash (it's a few pages back) Death #2: Fall damage 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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