The Assassin In Red He/Him Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 (edited) I hop into a Ferrari which is slightly faster than a Porsche and start catching up to Rye Edited May 31 by The Assasin In Red 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 I climb into your Ferrari with you to hitch a ride. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Assassin In Red He/Him Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 I yell at strmblsd to strap in and then press the big red nitro button 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 I become very sad because Jerome can't have bananas. Also I can't have bananas. So Jerome and I set out on the long trek out of Tartarus. We finally get out and look around to see a car race. So we hop in a Koenigsegg Jesko then eat some bananas, become not sad, and start catching up to the other cars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Assassin In Red He/Him Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 I ask strmblsd if they have any weapons or tools that can take out a car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 (edited) I strap in. And pull out a bazooka from my back pocket. Edited May 31 by strmblsd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Assassin In Red He/Him Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 "Perfect" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 I hop in my really over powered Toyota Corolla and catch up to the other cars with ease, yoinking the sandwich from BlueWildRye’s rich and spoiled hands. I then drive away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Assassin In Red He/Him Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 I take the bazooka from strmblsd and fire at Willbender. The aim is so perfect that it propells the sandwich into my hands after destroying the Carolla. I jump out of the Ferrari while it continues on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 I am extremely confused what a Carolla is, so I take my Corolla and chase after The Assasin while taking out my AK-47(I’m also confused about how the sandwich flew out of my hands) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 I hit the Assasin In Red with my Koenigsegg Jesko and he flies into the air, dropping the sandwich. Jerome quickly gets out, grabs the sandwich, gets back in, & we drive off. I press my hand against the dash of the car and use my breathes to command it to fly. It flies away while Jerome and I enjoy more bananas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Assassin In Red He/Him Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 As I fly into the air I yell, "Curse you, spelling errors!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 I take another one of the F-22s lying around and fly after Unintelligenius, launching a plethora of rockets at them and firing my machine gun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 My rich and spoiled hands buy an anti-air gun which shoots down Unintelligenius, Vyzkel, and the Assasin. I catch the sandwich and realize what I have to do. "Farewell, sandwich," I say, then fire it out of the gun. It flies far away, landing in a waterproof plastic bag which then falls into the ocean randomly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 (edited) Earlier today, I asked Renarin where the Sandwich was going to be at this exact moment, so I've secretly been waiting for it to fall into the ocean where I have SCUBA gear on. I catch it and, realizing I'm completely defenseless, fear for my life. I also greet Assassin via telepathic communication. Edited May 31 by Through The Living Glass 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 I go to school. But it was just a bad dream, so I go over a eat a sandwich at a random sandwich shop, now trying not to acknowledge my missing arm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 I appear out of nowhere riding on a chariot pulled by seahorses, and slam into Living Glass. I jump out of the chariot right before it explodes (don’t ask how I don’t know) launching the sandwich into my hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 (edited) I hear the explosion and book it so fast that I accidentally trip on a rock(thankfully it wasn’t an F-22). I get there nonetheless and start firing fire in order to burn Ten Fools. Edited May 31 by Vyzkel Willbender Typo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 I dive into the ocean, toss @Vyzkel Willbender a new robotic arm to replace his lost one, and then watch Vyzkel try to fire fire underwater. That one scene in Spongebob Squarepants plays out instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Assassin In Red He/Him Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 (edited) Using mind powers, I give living glass salutations. I begin hurtling towards the earth (the anti air gun actually propelled me into space) and I turn into a fireball. I land right next to Fools and cause a tidal wave in all directions. Edited May 31 by The Assasin In Red Typo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 I eat a slice of pizza 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 I ask for some pizza, I also thank BlueWildRye for the arm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 I give you some pizza 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 I jump for joy at the fact that I can eat, since I technically haven’t eaten in days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Assassin In Red He/Him Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 (edited) The wave caused fools to drop the sandwich and I put on a jetpack and begin to fly away Edited May 31 by The Assasin In Red BOLD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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