BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 The sandwich drops to the ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Assassin In Red He/Him Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 (edited) Due to the lack of existence, no-one has the sandwich so I take it and teleport to Scadrial (Era 1) and convince everyone I'm Kelsier and now they will fight for me. Edited June 3 by The Assasin In Red Oh really?!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound he/him Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 That was not bolded, and therefore not canon, so both you and the sandwich cease to exist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 I cackle because The Assasin In Red dreamed it (it wasn’t bolded), then concentrate extremely hard and will the sandwich back into existence. Then I grin and shrink it to the size of a mosquito and teleport away. After checking to make sure no one can see/access/approach me in any way, I slip it into my earhole and lie down to sleep. Before falling asleep, I place a magical fake Sandwich next to me. (It changes into whatever kind of sandwich the last owner [or person who held it] most desired) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound he/him Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 A mosquito carries the sandwich out of your ear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 And gives it to me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aetherbound he/him Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 The mosquito combusts, flinging the sandwich into me's hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoSavant she/her Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 I am unsure as to what is going on but I do an evil cackle anyway. As everyone is giving me weird looks and autocorrect is changing that to “wired lobs”, I steal the sandwich 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 I Stand up and trip 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 "WHY IS EVERYONE TRIPPING OVER MY JET?! IT'S NOT EVEN ON THE GROUND." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 I throw multiple wired lobs at Piano Savant, grabbing the sandwich and doing a backflip before hitting Living Glass' jet and falling to the ground. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 I walk up to Rye and take the sandwich before I trip on his arm and go rolling down a hill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 My F-22 now has multiple dents in it. I am angry, and I tell everyone that unless they want to be blown up, they'd better not touch my jet anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said: My F-22 now has multiple dents in it. I am angry, and I tell everyone that unless they want to be blown up, they'd better not touch my jet anymore. I mean, it's all on accident, so 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 Just now, BlueWildRye said: I mean, it's all on accident, so And yet, it keeps happening somehow... Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 I roll down the hill too, wrestling Ten Fools until I jump up holding the sandwich. I make sure not to trip on Living Glass' jet as I leave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 I run up with a hammer and hit Living Glass’ jet on purpose, then I teleport right next to BlueWildRye and give him a big hug, rendering him immobile. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 thanks for the hug I give you the sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 I was expecting @Through The Living Glass to blow us up but okay. I thank BlueWildRye for the Sandwich, then I go back with my mole men buddies who enjoy pizza instead of sandwiches, so they would never betray me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scars of Hathsin he/him Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 I go and metal bend @Through The Living Glass's F-22 into an awesome shaped flower 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 Well I was GOING to blow Vyz up, but now I need to FIX MY JET INSTEAD. I begin repairs on my jet while I plot revenge against Vyz. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Assassin In Red He/Him Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 I was disguised as a mole man so I steal the sandwich from @Vyzkel Willbender. I then hide in the earth's core. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 41 minutes ago, The Assasin In Red said: I was disguised as a mole man so I steal the sandwich from @Vyzkel Willbender. I then hide in the earth's core. The second time thus far! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 I follow thinking there will be cheese and there isn't so I settle for the sandwich I take it an run away tripping over glass's jet on the way somehow gets back up and runs some more. Oh and I strap a bomb onto the sandwich so whoever steals it next blows up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 I throw a long rope at the sandwich and tickle the bomb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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