Vyzkel he/he Posted June 16 Report Share Posted June 16 I’m so done with this I slice you in half using my giant sword. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted June 16 Report Share Posted June 16 He doesn't have it look at my post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted June 16 Report Share Posted June 16 1 minute ago, strmblsd said: He doesn't have it look at my post First of all, Lunamor is a she, second of all, I DONT GIVE A CRAP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted June 16 Report Share Posted June 16 5 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said: I’m so done with this I slice you in half using my giant sword. I have built up an immunity to swords by slicing myself a tiny bit with a sword each day a la The Princess Bride, so I am unaffected by the attack. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted June 16 Report Share Posted June 16 Fine I run over and take the Sandwich from strmblsd and then I jump across the world to Australia where I give the Sandwich to @Scars of Hathsin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 I applaud Luna for their wonderful performance against Vyz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 1 minute ago, Pineap-spider said: I applaud Luna for their wonderful performance against Vyz I bow, then transform into a kangaroo to hop to Australia and take the sandwich from Scars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 @Lunamor, you have my undying respect for those grammar interpretations. Truly ruthless; a grammar critic after my own heart. Australia has been conquered by the emus, and they refuse to let you through customs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 Just now, The Bookwyrm said: @Lunamor, you have my undying respect for those grammar interpretations. Truly ruthless; a grammar critic after my own heart. Australia has been conquered by the emus, and they refuse to let you through customs. *bows again* I bribe them with emuralds and they let me through. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 I cry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 "Vyz, you spelled Australia wrong." I comfort Strmblsd with a hug and steal all the emuralds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 Does Luna or Scars have the sandwich? regardless, I recruit an army of penguins (the superior flightless birds) and conquer Australia. I have my secret penguin police kidnap the sandwich and give it to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 You are now under arrest for kidnapping a US official because the Sandwich got elected for president. I take the Sandwich to my safe house so no malicious parties can take it again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 I become president and order the entire U.S. army, marine corp, navy, air force, & cost gaurd to attack the safe house and bring me the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 I tell the aliens about how they should attack Earth, they do, and in the chaos I grab the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 I teach the aliens the ways of peace and they give me the sandwich out of gratitude. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 I teach the aliens the ways of betrayal and they take the Sandwich from Luna, and head back to their home planet so they can relish in the power of this strange object. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 I use my laser dog named George who I stole a while ago to shoot down the aliens. They crash land in Nevada, with the sandwich unharmed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 I come up and take the Sandwich from the crash site and give George a treat. We walk happily into the sunset. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 I possess George and take the Sandwich, then jump into my usual body and run away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 I make George shoot Rye with his lasers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 George then remembers that you tried to shut him off, and shoots a laser at Vyz too. He runs back to me and gives me the sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 I tell George that he’s a good boy, and he takes the sandwich back and gives it to me in appreciation for his achievements being validated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 I order Jerome the monkey to order George the laser dog to order Luna to give the sandwich to me. He generously hands it over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 42 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said: I order Jerome the monkey to order George the laser dog to order Luna to give the sandwich to me. He generously hands it over. Luna the Sharder isn’t a he, so a random man also named Luna hands over a random sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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