PianoSavant she/her Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 8 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said: Je parle français aussi!! Hourra! I burn the woods then convince Smokey the Bear that you did it. He goes on a rampage and brings me back the Sandwich as thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 (edited) I go to your cabin and sit because I'm feeling passifistic... Then realize the woods are burning and just still sit there Edited July 13 by strmblsd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 The local cannibals get angry that PianoSavant burned down their forest, so now they are chasing her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 The pirate missionaries from my dream last night show up and look really cool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 I give the pirate missionaries a high five because their cool, then I tell John Cena to wrestle Smokey down to the ground(he never saw it coming), I then finally take the Sandwich from PianoSavant and I walk away very dramatically as something explodes behind me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoSavant she/her Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 The explosion was me throwing a grenade at the cannibals chasing me. That done, I start playing piano dramatically while plotting how best to get back the Sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 I am still just sitting in the burning forest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 I do that annoying thing where you pound on a piano while someone is playing it (someone being PianoSavant) and run away giggling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoSavant she/her Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 I shake my fist at you and continue playing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 I do it repeatedly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoSavant she/her Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 I throw a burning tree at you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 I dodge, bang on the keys again, and then giggle some more as I run away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoSavant she/her Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 I mutter something about “kids these days” and start reading aloud from a DMV manual. This makes everyone fall asleep from boredom. I steal the Sandwich and switch to playing violin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 I can’t hear PianoSavant’s reading because I was giggling so much. While she was reading, I actually replaced the sandwich with a decoy, and then ran into the flaming forest, still giggling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoSavant she/her Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 I shrug and move my violin (and myself I guess) away from the flames 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 (edited) My giggle turns into a full on (only slightly insane) laugh Edited July 13 by Pineap-spider 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 I continue sitting in the burning forest watching the flames get closer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 I pull Strmblsd out of the wildfire, stick him in an ice block to cool him off quickly, then throw said ice block at Pineap. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SourCandyLime He/Him Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 (edited) While Pineap is reeling from the ice block throw, I run in and yoink the sandwich, pulling a car out of my back pocket, and driving into the sunset Edited July 14 by SourCandyLime Didn't see bold text pattern 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 The car was small enough to fit in your pocket, so it doesn't go very fast. I catch up to you (via walking) easily, then I take the Sandwich and punt your tiny car into the sunset. *maniacal laughter* Also welcome to tBftS! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SourCandyLime He/Him Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 Little did you know (Pun intended) I jumped out of the car, because if it was small enough to fit in my pocket, i had to shrink! you didn't see me, so i rolled on the ground and bit your toe, while you were screaming I take the sandwich back, grow bigger, and hold it out of everyone's reach. Thanks for the welcome 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 I use my ExtendoArms™ to grab the Sandwich and run away very fast using my SpeedyLegs 3000(patent pending). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 I sit down emotionless 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SourCandyLime He/Him Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 I snap my fingers in front of strmblsd, and after finding he has battle shock, I give him Kaladin's Therapy Group Number, then I equip my speedy legs 10,000 (Copyright) to chase you down at 10x your current speed, and yoink the sandwich as i fly by. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 I throw stones at you while I'm standing in a glass house. The house collapses on top of me, but the Sandwich falls out of your hands and into the wreckage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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