SourCandyLime He/Him Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 Strmblsd is bringing us all together I had put a tracker in the sandwich, and saw that it was in the outback, I chárter a private jet to the sandwich, then I put the jet in my pocket, and yoink the sandwich from Vyzkel Willbender, and hop in my gravitation engine powered shuttle and soar to Skadrial (I probably spelt that wrong) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 I use my pewter to knock you out and then use my lurcher powers to pull the Sandwich to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 4 hours ago, SourCandyLime said: Strmblsd is bringing us all together I had put a tracker in the sandwich, and saw that it was in the outback, I chárter a private jet to the sandwich, then I put the jet in my pocket, and yoink the sandwich from Vyzkel Willbender, and hop in my gravitation engine powered shuttle and soar to Skadrial (I probably spelt that wrong) I ask Lime if he listens to the books on Audible. "Is Yasna the correct spelling for the character in Stormlight?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 3 hours ago, BlueWildRye said: I ask Lime if he listens to the books on Audible. "Is Yasna the correct spelling for the character in Stormlight?" It’s spelled Jasnah (more symmetrical) I intercept the sandwich midair while riding on an eagle. I remove all traces of pullable metal from it and then my eagle lands on a bigger eagle and we fly off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 I am said bigger eagle, and I perform some pretty epic flying, tipping the smaller eagle from my back but catching the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 I am the air you are flying in, and I use an air rope to tie your eagle wings against your body so you can't fly with an so you fall. I also yoink the sandwich before you fall then shapeshift back into my human form and begin to steelpush against the ground to stay in the air. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 I soar in and uppercut Unintelligenius Superman style, and with a nice shiny grin on my face, fly away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 I take the sandwich off the ground after Unintellegenius gets punched. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 I take the sandwich from TwinSouls hands, after he takes it from Unintellegenius. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 I ask one of the ten fools very politely if I might have the sandwich, and as he is a fool, he gives it to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 I roll a nat 20 on a persuasion check to convince Rue to give me the Sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 I roll into Vyz for uppercutting me, taking the sandwich and rolling off into the distance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 I roll a Nat. 1 on intimidation while trying to get Unintelligenius to give me the sandwich. He still gives me it because he is impressed with how ridiculously poor my word choice was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 I launch a d20 at Rye at Mach 3.2. He drops the sandwich as it hits him, and I start to bury the sandwich under the nearby naval base 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 I drop a d4 on the naval base. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 I drop a bomb on the naval base, creating a crater that reveals the Sandwich, I take it and run up the nearest mountain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 I happen to be at the mountain already, and cause a landslide, causing vyz to drop the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 14 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said: I roll a nat 20 on a persuasion check to convince Rue to give me the Sandwich. I am saddened by this, and start a revolution against d20 systems There will be no rolling there will be no roleplaying there will be only the sandwich with the world back in order, I pay a quick trip to a certain grave before picking up the sandwich Vyz dropped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightRinger he/him Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 I use my passive Charisma of 19 to ask Eddie for the Sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 I deck LightRinger across the face and take the Sandwich from Eddie’s shocked hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 I have the effect sleep-deprived, and am therefore immune to charisma. My hands are very shocked, and so the zap Vyz and steal the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 I hit you with a tesla coil and grab the sandwich. "Well, isn't this shocking?" I say to no one in particular. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 I chuckle at the pun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoSavant she/her Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 1 hour ago, NerdyAarakocra said: I hit you with a tesla coil and grab the sandwich. I hit NerdyAarakocra with a tesla and grab the Sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 I hit PianoSavant with Elon Musk and grab the sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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