Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 31 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said: ...aaaand you drown cuz you can't walk on water Jerome runs over (cuz he can walk and run on water) and gives me cpr re-lifeing me and I swim to the middle of the ocean with Jerome running beside me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 I blast Jerome with bullets and he drops into the ocean and gets gobbled up by sharks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 I blast the sharks with bullets and they drop out of the ocean and I grab Jerome re-alive him with a fabrial then continue swimming with the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoSavant she/her Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 I send a rabid duck after you to bring me the Sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 The rabid duck bites Vyz on the nose, and Vyz contracts rabies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoSavant she/her Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 The duck apologies and attempts to give Vyz a rabies vaccine. This goes poorly, however, as ducks don’t have fingers, and merely results in Vyz getting stabbed a lot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug/Doomslug/Doompity/Doo Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 omg poor Vyz... I fire wildly at Jerome, but a wave crashes into me, and my bullets fly everywhere. Most of them end up hitting Vyz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 (edited) Don’t worry, I’m getting alllll the action. I lost my pain receptors a long time ago, I lay on the floor, waiting for the Reaper to take me. Meanwhile, I finally rip my arms out of the staples and eat a slice of pizza. Edited August 23 by Vyzkel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wierdo he/him Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 I bring you more pizza, watching what happens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 I eat the pizza ravenously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 The Pizza named Ravenously screams and dies. His family sues you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wierdo he/him Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 I sit in the corner of the trial, knowing i caused this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 1 minute ago, Wierdo said: I sit in the corner of the trial, knowing i caused this. The Pizza family is omniscient and put you on trial too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wierdo he/him Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 3 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said: The Pizza family is omniscient and put you on trial too. I plead not guilty, and bring out a piece of paper with grease stains that says "I, Ravenously, allow myself to be eaten alive" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 Just now, Wierdo said: I plead not guilty, and bring out a piece of paper with grease stains that says "I, Ravenously, allow myself to be eaten alive" The prosecuting attorney points out that Ravenously had no hands, and thus could not have written the note. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 I call objection, here say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 Ravenously's family pulls out a photograph of Ravenously, authenticated by thirty-seven experts, that shows he has no hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPECTRE120 Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 Meanwhile, in my laboratory, I begin construction of a machine that can automatically locate and teleport the Sandwich to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoSavant she/her Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 I steal the machine and thus acquire the Sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 I steal the sandwich and thus acquire the machine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 Whoa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 I remind Vyz that there's still a healing potion sitting 20 feet away. Y'know, since he can move now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPECTRE120 Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 I grab and drink the healing potion and hit Vyz over the head with the empty bottle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 I eat the bottle, and since there were still a few drops in there I get healed. I cry in joy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 I ask why your crying and then go sit next to you comforting you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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