TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 i feel fulfilled, but still must steal the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 I sneeze and now have the sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 i wonder how you got the sandwich and take it from you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 I accidentally step on the snail while trying to grab the sandwich from you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 I too wonder on this and ponder in a cave for 40 years 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 I look at my hands, and find them covered in dragon mucus. I use it to make a potion, taking the sandwich and banishing the soul of the snail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 i kick nameless for hurting the snail, then put it on my shoulder and run with the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 20 minutes ago, Nameless* said: I accidentally step on the snail while trying to grab the sandwich from you. NAMELESS NOOOOOOO The snail has grown immune to being stepped on and is now furious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 1 minute ago, Edema Rue said: NAMELESS NOOOOOOO The snail has grown immune to being stepped on and is now furious. I wonder how that is even possible. Its soul was banished, it can't feel emotions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 Just now, Being of Cacophony said: I wonder how that is even possible. Its soul was banished, it can't feel emotions. Luckily, it is possible, because you’re mixing the snail up with the caterpillar. (The caterpillar no longer has a soul, but the snail is still young). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 i begin running, holding the sandwich and the snail. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 I tackle you to the ground before you can set off a mine in the minefield you wandered into. Unfortunately, the force of my tackle causes the snail to fall off of your shoulder, flying through the air to land... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 on a mine, but it doesnt explode, and the snail comes back. i smile in gratefulness, then run away with the sandwich before it gets stolen again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 You step on a mine before you get two feet, and a massive explosion envelops you, the sandwich, and the snail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 this violates a rule, so it doesnt happen. i am still alive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 24 minutes ago, Edema Rue said: Luckily, it is possible, because you’re mixing the snail up with the caterpillar. (The caterpillar no longer has a soul, but the snail is still young). I kindly refer you to the fact that I made a potion that banished the snail's soul earlier on this page. 5 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said: this violates a rule, so it doesnt happen. i am still alive. it doesn't violate a rule as the sandwich isn't destroyed. I pick up the slightly toasted sandwich, and give Nameless a glass of lemonade as thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 I drop the glass to the ground in horror, staring at your charred, dying corpse in horror. Who knows what happened to the snail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 i gained plot armor for some reason, and i regenerate. i have the snail in my hand, protected. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 While you are distracted with handing off the lemonade I claim the sandwich and run the opposite direction of the minefield. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 The snail is dizzy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 The Sandwich-holder steps into my well-placed portal to the anti-matter realm. I take the sandwich from where it fell right next to the portal, then jump into my other portal back to my lair, where the repairs have just finished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 I wonder if the snail is allergic to poison. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 i move into the portal with the snail, and come out in the land. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said: i move into the portal with the snail, and come out in the land. I wonder why you would willing go to the anti-matter realm, killing both yourself and the snail. I had closed the other portals in the area! The blood is no longer on my hands! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 Just now, Being of Cacophony said: I wonder why you would willing go to the anti-matter realm, killing both yourself and the snail. I had closed the other portals in the area! The blood is no longer on my hands! Unbeknownst to you, plot armor ignores anti-matter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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