TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 i rewound time and stopped myself. i now sit, sadly, with the snail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 Just now, Nameless* said: Unbeknownst to you, plot armor ignores anti-matter. Luckily, the plot-armor had expired as he no longer had the sandwich. He was now completely normal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 cacophony ttrying to kill me, nameless trying to save me. interesting. I wonder why my shiny armor disappeared. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 If I can't kill the snail while also not being at fault for it, no one can! I wonder who has the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 (edited) 2 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said: cacophony ttrying to kill me, nameless trying to save me. interesting. I wonder why my shiny armor disappeared. no, I'm trying to kill the snail you're trying to protect. The snail gets blown into the portal by a random gust of wind. I sit in my lair, contemplating if I want to eat the sandwich. Edited October 2, 2023 by Being of Cacophony 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 this is now the battle for the sandwich AND the snail. i grab the snail before it can fly off, and tuck it into a pocket of my shirt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 NO ONE KILL MY SNAIL The snail eats your pocket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 i am angry but understanding, and reprimand the snail kindly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 The snail apologizes and explains that it’s really very hungry, which is why it wanted the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 i wonder out loud as to why people are so obsessed with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 I inform you that it is the perfect sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 4 minutes ago, Edema Rue said: NO ONE KILL MY SNAIL The snail eats your pocket. IMMA KILL THE SNAIL! The snail flies towards the portal again, another gust of wind coming behind it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 (edited) i ask as to why it is perfect. it has gone through so much, at this point it couldnt be. i also casually grab the snail. Edited October 2, 2023 by TheRavenHasLanded 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 I pull out my sandwich summoner and summon the sandwich, then hand it to you and ask if you really think it's been damaged. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 I summon proof my lair, then take the sandwich back there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 i inspect it closely, and decide that it is in fact the perfect sandwich, despite the abuse. i begin to attempt to recreate it so the snail may eat it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 Unfortunately replicating the sandwich is impossible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 i decide to try anyways. i create a near perfect replica, and offer it up to the snail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 The snail appreciates the attempt from its hiding place in the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 i wonder once again how it got inside the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 (the replicated sandwich, which it proceeds to eat happily) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 i nod in understanding, then sit whilst the snail eats its food, hoping that it will be satiated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 Unfortunately, eating attempted replicas of the sandwich only make you more hungry for the real one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 i feel bad for creating a worse craving in the snail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted October 2, 2023 Report Share Posted October 2, 2023 The snail starts twitching its eyestalks as it is filled with a desire to eat the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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