NameIess Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 1 minute ago, Edema Rue said: the snail has been here for a long long time, nearly as long as the caterpillar. The snail refuses to be banished. Saddened by this, I regretfully raise my god-killing sword to kill the snail. Doing so is a mercy, I tell myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 The snail makes puppy-dog eyes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 sleeper appears from nowhere and tells you to not do that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 I ignore both of the attempts to stop me and bring the blade down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 sleeper summons a demon blade to stop the god-slaying blade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 I turn to Sleeper with tears in my eyes, and ask him why he wants the snail to suffer more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 I steal the blade from Nameless and with no regrets, plunge it into the snail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 it was a fake snail, the real one was on sleeper's head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 It was making angry snail noises. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 I stab it again, parrying any attempt to block it before slashing at it again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenHasLanded he/him Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 sleeper threw the snail at your chest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 I slash it out of the air. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 The snail bounces. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 With many regrets, I stab Platypus with a Platypus-killing sword. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 It pings of my skin, into the Snail, bouncing it into my goddess killing Blade, that can also kill snails. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 I stab again, this time with enough force and accuracy to pierce your skin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 It punctures my skin and I absorb the blade, destroying it. "No," I say, shaking my finger at Nameless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 “You seek to kill but do not accept death? Hypocrisy.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 "My forerunner got killed. I seek justice, though you might call it revenge, killing is just a byproduct of that." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 "Everyone must die. I will kill them all, and then the world will be free from this fruitless struggle." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 "I'll have you know that there is fruit in the sandwich!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 "Fruit that you will never claim." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 (edited) *wonders when people forgot I have the sandwich* "I will claim it." Edited October 4, 2023 by Being of Cacophony 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 "Then go ahead. Eat the sandwich. Prove that it is possible." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted October 4, 2023 Report Share Posted October 4, 2023 *pulls a tomato out of the Sandwich and eats it* "Consider it claimed." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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