Lunamor she/her Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 I say “neener-neener” and steal the sandwich while you are busy being indignant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you and takes the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 I use the power of “no u” to reflect his kick back at him and take the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard he/him Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 (edited) A jackanope holding a bottle of nopesauce and a nopestick rebukes you and takes the sandwich. Edited February 21 by TheFrugalWizard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 4 minutes ago, TheFrugalWizard said: A jackanope holding a bottle of nopesauce and a nopestick rebukes you and takes the sandwich. Do I smell an Exploding Kittens reference? Nopestradamus speaks the truth, which is that the sandwich belongs to me. This causes the universe to teleport the sandwich into my hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard he/him Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 1 minute ago, Lunamor said: Do I smell an Exploding Kittens reference? Yes. I remember playing that game for hours on end on sunday afternoons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Scott Sterling appears out of nowhere and takes a soccer ball to the face. The rebounding ball knocks the sandwich out of your hands and into mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 I do a sick skateboard trick to distract you and take the sandwich as I roll by. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies he/him Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 I use Mold Earth to stop your skateboard, flinging the sandwich into my hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 I do a sick flip off of the skateboard, then use Mirror Image to confuse you into trying to block the incorrect illusion of me and snag the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weaver of Lies he/him Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 I use Hypnotic Pattern, then take the sandwich while you’re mesmerized. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 I use Thaumaturgy to make a strange noise behind you, yell “look over there!” while pointing in its direction, then take the sandwich while you aren’t looking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalBeeMage he/him Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 I steal the sandwich with nothing special an look confused about why you all went through so much trouble to get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Elantrian Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan/Elan Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 21 minutes ago, RoyalBeeMage said: I steal the sandwich with nothing special an look confused about why you all went through so much trouble to get it. I steal the sandwich from the uncultured non-sandwichite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard he/him Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 I ride a massive worm out of the ground and grab the sandwich on my way out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Using the power of lunch, I steal the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder she/her Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 I cast Vicious Mockery on you and take the sandwich while you're crying 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 I tell a devastating yo mama joke and take the sandwich while you’re crying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 I throw a pokeball at the sandwich to catch it, then I throw out a kangaskhan to sit on the pokemonball. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFrugalWizard he/him Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 I cast Drawmij's Instant Summons on the sandwich and cruch the emerald to summon it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit he/him Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 I rob a bank and use the money to buy the sandwich from you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 I watch the deal well hiding behind a trash can. I then throw a tracking device onto to the sandwich, and back away slowly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 I sneak up from behind and hit you on the head with a frying pan, knocking you unconscious and stealing the sandwich tracker tracker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 (edited) lucky I had a back up in my house, and I had a tracker in the sandwich tracker tracker. Edited February 22 by One of the Ten Fools I make the grammar more better 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 I use the tracker tracker to find the tracker and obtain the sandwich before your tracker tracker tracker can be used. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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