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The Battle for the Sandwich


how many fingers do you have  

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  1. 1. what color is your chair

    • french
      36
    • microwave
      81


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25 minutes ago, The Assasin In Red said:

The wave caused fools to drop the sandwich and I put on a jetpack and begin to fly away

Plot twist! I was the jetpack! I come off your back, causing you to fall. I catch the sandwich and also begin to fly away

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Plot twist! I'm a highstorm! I keep chasing you around the globe until you get too tired and collapse. I pick up the sandwich with my mighty winds and sweep it all the way to Roshar.

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I decide to enact some vigilante justice and blow up a completely random alleyway that was definitely filled with corrupt policemen and mafia members and not a poor guy with the sandwich.

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I awaken with a spiked cookie through my head, which because of the faulty method of admission fails to put me under the usual mind control. Instead I use my newfound superpowers to become Supersabdwich, a villain known for bad spelling and stealing sandwiches.

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4 minutes ago, NameIess said:

I decide to enact some vigilante justice and blow up a completely random alleyway that was definitely filled with corrupt policemen and mafia members and not a poor guy with the sandwich.

I died TWICE today.

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1. Plane crash

2. Falling out of the sky

3. Blown up

 

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3 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

I died TWICE today.

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1. Plane crash

2. Falling out of the sky

3. Blown up

 

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I believe you died THRICE :P

I invent a reverse trebuchet that brings the sandwich to me.

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I use my supervillainy powers to invent a magical helmet that can levitate the sandwich powered by the cookie stuck loosely into my brain, then attempt to summon the sandwich.

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