Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 I say “sure” and hand Ten Fools a very delicious looking sandwich(not the Sandwich) in exchange for their services. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider he/him Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 I’ve been fishing the entire time, and see the transaction happen. I sneak into the cabin and steal the sandwich without Vyzkel noticing, then then raft down the river I was fishing in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 I sell my cabin, now with built-in solar panels, to a rich businessman which gives me enough money to buy a boat to catch up with Pineapple-spider’s raft and steal the sandwich. My very fancy boat now turns into an ATV and I drive away through the mountains. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 My oathstone rolls in front of Vyzkel as I sit patiently waiting for orders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 I tell BlueWildRye to eat a slice of Through the Living Glass’ pizza without asking and then just run away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 I do so. @Through The Living Glass I ate your pizza without permission.*flees* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Assassin In Red He/Him Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 (edited) I also take a slice of pizza since I was Necromanced by Rye. Edited June 2 by The Assasin In Red 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 I eat my own slice of pizza... And my eyes hurt.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhyEverNot_8 he/him Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 After several months of searching, I have found all seven Dragon Balls, so I summon Shenron and wish for the Sandwich. Then I fly up with my magic powers and snatch all of the dragon balls before they fly away, and go fly back to my cave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 I am eating pizza in your cave and give you a slice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 I have no idea what Why is talking about, so I shoot him out of the sky with my F-22 and take the Sandwich. I also blow up Vyz (i mean it wasn't really Rye's doing) and Assassin who stole my pizza while I was sleeping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 Since I have been blasted into the sky super high, I am now High Vyz. My vision improves and I can see WhyEverNot’s cave and I fly there, using the momentum from the explosion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 2 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said: Since I have been blasted into the sky super high, I am now High Vyz. My vision improves and I can see WhyEverNot’s cave and I fly there, using the momentum from the explosion. Not sure why you went to Why's cave since I have the Sandwich, but it works in my favor so I'm not complaining. I pilot my F-22 far away from here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 (edited) Rye stood still, his mind completely emotionless. What had he become? He slowly looked down at his hands, which were a sickly grey. His arms were riddled with bullet holes that he couldn't even feel. Somewhere, he felt something. His oathstone had been destroyed in an explosion. Some lucidity, barely enough to think, trickled into his brain. Rye began walking. Walking for hours without pause. He couldn't feel fatigue, so it didn't matter. He walked until he reached a desert. A lone temple stood. He entered, and kept walking. Walking through complex halls, ignoring traps, until he made it to the center of the crypt. The shimmering waters of life awaited. He stumbled over, but tripped on an F-22 that was there for some reason and fell into the pool. He felt pain, and screamed as his nerves began working again. His wounds healed quickly, luckily. His skin turned back to its natural tan, and he could finally think again. He jumped out from the waters, newly invigorated and no longer undead. He hopped into the F-22, no longer worrying about his PTSD from when he'd died flying one of them, and flew out of the temple, crashing through the roof and into open air. "To the sandwich," he said. edit: this is my 100th post, yay! Edited June 2 by BlueWildRye 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 I eat my very delicious sandwich (not the sandwich) as I sit on Rye’s F-22 and install solar panels so it can fly further. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 I lick the bottom of my shoe wake up realize it was a dream and lick the bottom of my shoe 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 3 hours ago, BlueWildRye said: Rye stood still, his mind completely emotionless. What had he become? He slowly looked down at his hands, which were a sickly grey. His arms were riddled with bullet holes that he couldn't even feel. Somewhere, he felt something. His oathstone had been destroyed in an explosion. Some lucidity, barely enough to think, trickled into his brain. Rye began walking. Walking for hours without pause. He couldn't feel fatigue, so it didn't matter. He walked until he reached a desert. A lone temple stood. He entered, and kept walking. Walking through complex halls, ignoring traps, until he made it to the center of the crypt. The shimmering waters of life awaited. He stumbled over, but tripped on an F-22 that was there for some reason and fell into the pool. He felt pain, and screamed as his nerves began working again. His wounds healed quickly, luckily. His skin turned back to its natural tan, and he could finally think again. He jumped out from the waters, newly invigorated and no longer undead. He hopped into the F-22, no longer worrying about his PTSD from when he'd died flying one of them, and flew out of the temple, crashing through the roof and into open air. "To the sandwich," he said. edit: this is my 100th post, yay! Quite a character arc there 3 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said: Not sure why you went to Why's cave since I have the Sandwich, but it works in my favor so I'm not complaining. I pilot my F-22 far away from here. Oop, guess I was hallucinating I see that I was probably high in multiple ways, then I build a human trebuchet to launch myself directly at Through the Living Glass’ F-22, taking it out and blowing it up. I conveniently launched straight towards the Sandwich, I take it and touch the ground with my unbreakable legs and run away faster than a speeding bullet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 I was flying my own F-22 from the other direction, and you slam into it full force as I am flying it low to the ground. I grab the sandwich, wave my fingers, and teleport it to Canticle. *ahem* I'm going to be careful not to spoil any TSM stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 I touch Rye just before he teleports and I teleport with him. I then slap Rye really hard forcing him to drop the sandwich. I pick up the sandwich and place it under one of three cups, and shuffle them around. Which one will you choose? 1, 2, or 3 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 4! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 I fly over with my F-22 and blow up the cups, and the Sandwich is unharmed, obviously. I don't take it but instead watch whatever happens next from the sky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 I am rushed to the hospital because of my severe concussion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 You are wrong Rye it is actually under none of the cups because Living Glass blew up all of the cups. Would you like to try again for one 2 dollar bill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 yes... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One of the Ten Fools he/him Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 Then I need you to pay up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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