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The Battle for the Sandwich


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  1. 1. what color is your chair

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I wonder they didn’t just bribe the mole men with pizza. Then I run over to the beaten Ten Fools, who is still on the ground from the backflip, I take the sandwich from him and turn into a monkey named George and escape through a tunnel of curiosity.

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I am curious about how this wormhole works, so I rip apart the fabric of space in order to figure it out, I then find out that if I snap my fingers correctly that I can make wormholes at will, I use this to take the sandwich

CURIOUS GEORGE IS TOO POWERFUL

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5 hours ago, strmblsd said:

I follow thinking there will be cheese and there isn't so I settle for the sandwich I take it an run away tripping over glass's jet on the way somehow gets back up and runs some more. Oh and I strap a bomb onto the sandwich so whoever steals it next blows up.

4 hours ago, One of the Ten Fools said:

The bomb laughs manically as I drop kick it towards Living Glass’s jet. I then do a double backflip, but fail horribly and land on my face. I crawl to the sandwich and pick it up. 

GAAAAAHHHHHHH

3 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

*sigh* I raise a magical barrier around Living Glass' jet because at this point it barely looks like a jet anymore.

*shook*

"Th-thanks..."

I shakily continue to fix my jet... it's almost done...

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I’m confused why no one has chased me since I have the sandwich, so I buy a dog and I go to a cabin in the woods where I sip my hot chocolate and rock slowly on my wooden chair while my dog sits by the fireplace.

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The door to your cabin creaks open, and I step in.

"Greetings, old friend," I say. I sit down and drink some hot chocolate too, trying to ignore the sandwich resting on the mantelpiece.

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I chuckle as I walk over to my dog, who hasn’t moved at all since I got it. I open up the side of its belly to reveal that it was a Sandwich Safe that’s holds the real sandwich, I then take out the teleported too and teleport away from this place.

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