Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 I cry because my dog was in there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Assassin In Red He/Him Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 I am the sandwich and sprout legs and I start running away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider he/him Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 (edited) I use Phineas and Ferb's molecular separator to divide Red from the sandwich. I take the sandwich from a dazed Red and jump down a hole to the center of the earth Edited June 13 by Pineap-spider 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoSavant she/her Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 I am already there for some reason so I take the sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass she/her Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 I return to my F-22 (oh no!) and fly to the center of the Earth, where my jet doesn't melt because of the heat shield I installed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clarinetist he/him Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 I go on a relaxing run to the center of the earth, and you drop the sandwich in shock. I pick up the sandwich and keep running to Australia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scars of Hathsin he/him Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 I live in Australia, so as you arrive I deck you for a greeting and steal the Sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clarinetist he/him Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 I return the greeting and reclaim the sandwich to make up for my many posts without the sandwich. I then run to my bunker in an indisclosable location. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 I disclose the location and broadcast it to everyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clarinetist he/him Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 I move the bunker to a random location at lightspeed so it is impossible to track me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 It lands on top of my head and I take the Sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 I eat fried chicken right in front of BlueWildRye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 I spike Vyz with aluminum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 I punch BlueWildRye very averagely hard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 I grab the chicken and take a bite out of curiosity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clarinetist he/him Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 The police arrest you for cannibalism, and I do a public service of confiscating the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 (edited) I do a private service of yoinking the sandwich and I put it in a very fortified vault guarded by the worlds nuclear weapons. Edited June 14 by Vyzkel Willbender 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clarinetist he/him Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 The army wants their nukes back, and I get the sandwich in exchange for the information they need to take the bunker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 Plot twist! The information was false, because you should never believe everything online. Sadly, it really wasn’t(haha, irony), so I just chain The Clarinetist to an alley wall and take the Sandwich and put it into another vault protected by my laser sharks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clarinetist he/him Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 I am an expert at escaping chains, and you tied me up next to my house. I go eat dinner at home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 I walk in and take the sandwich while you are eating dinner. "I'm about to regret this, aren't I?" I ask the universe as I stand on your front porch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clarinetist he/him Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 "Yep" I say, hitting you with a pan just hard enough to knock you out. I take my sandwich back and eat it for dinner. Just so you know, this is some random sandwich, not the Sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 People are starting to get really confused to see a chicken with spikes in it's eyes behind bars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 6 minutes ago, The Clarinetist said: "Yep" I say, hitting you with a pan just hard enough to knock you out. I take my sandwich back and eat it for dinner. Just so you know, this is some random sandwich, not the Sandwich. Quote Oh. I wake up a few hours later staring at the sky. "I knew I should have stayed far away from this all." I stand up and look at the sky again. "I wonder if my Shard is still out there somewhere." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 I train with the wizard monks of Threnody then use the shades to make a portal the summons me a sandwich. Then I go over to Silence's Inn and get some delicious sausage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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