Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 (edited) 1 hour ago, Lunamor said: Luna the Sharder isn’t a he, so a random man also named Luna hands over a random sandwich. That’s the second time I shoot my arm lasers at Luna and she dropped the Sandwich in fear, I take it and run away on Juan the laser horse. Edited June 19 by Vyzkel Willbender 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 I laser you with my laser laser then grab the Sandwich using a laser and then laser myself onto my laser laser Jon who lasers himself into the air as we disappear into a laser. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor she/her Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 I wonder why you just disintegrated yourself with a laser, then shrug and pick up the mysteriously unharmed Sandwich that has now fallen to the ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider he/him Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 (edited) With the multitude of lasers going around, I easily manage to reflect one off a mirror and into Luna. As she disintegrates, I manage to grab the sandwich and fend off any other lasers with my mirror Edited June 20 by Pineap-spider 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 I go and use hot glue to glue Luna back together and bring her back to life. Then dive grab spiders legs trip him snatch the sandwich and run. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 I shoot strmblsd with an RPG, grab the sandwich, and walk away with a spring in my step. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 I force Unintelligenius to relive Quelkin dying in the Cosmere Hunger Games. I take the Sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 Rye accidentally steps on my landmine, blowing him sky-high, I then take the Sandwich which he dropped after being blown up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 I stop reliving Quelkins death in the cosmere hunger games and instead decide to redie his death. This snaps me out of the matrix where I see Vyz picking up the sandwich. I karate kick the Sandwich into the air and deftly catch it while doing a double front flip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 I stare in awe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider he/him Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 Your needless showmanship gives me time to set up my Rube Goldberg machine. When you land, a series of events happen, including a seesaw, bowling ball, marbles, toy cars, a dozen ducks, a sparkler, two slinkies, a fat chipmunk, a 27 pound weight, 4 basketballs, 15 basketball hoops, over two miles of hot wheels track, a ten foot long pipe, and a whole lot more. It all results with a vacuum cleaner falling on unintelligenius’s head and knock him unconscious. I can easily stroll up and take the sandwich from him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PianoSavant she/her Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 I throw the bowling ball at you and take the Sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 I bonk you on the head with a bowling pin, but it did nothing since it was hollow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass she/her Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 I bonk you on the head with a lead bowling pin and take the Sandwich from your unconscious body. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 I bonk you on the head with the Sandwich and take the lead bowling pin from your unconscious body. Wait... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass she/her Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 7 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said: I bonk you on the head with the Sandwich and take the lead bowling pin from your unconscious body. Wait... Wait... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightRinger he/him Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 I steal the sandwich while y’all are waiting via carrier pidgins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass she/her Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 (edited) I have no idea what "carrier pidgins" are, so I steal the Sandwich back using carrier pigeons. Edited June 22 by Through The Living Glass 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 I take the Sandwich using my thief falcons, then I fly away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineap-spider he/him Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 Your flight is interrupted by a wall I built, that’s too high for your falcons to get over. They give up and drop you, and I collect the sandwich from your body 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 I feel like I'm gonna punch because STRESS and anxiety... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 This makes my bird fall down and cry, making the Sandwich fall into strmblsd’s hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass she/her Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 4 hours ago, strmblsd said: I feel like I'm gonna punch because STRESS and anxiety... Do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightRinger he/him Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 On 6/21/2024 at 8:27 PM, Through The Living Glass said: I have no idea what "carrier pidgins" are, so I steal the Sandwich back using carrier pigeons. It’s like a carrier pigeon, but they speak “a grammatically simplified means of communication that develops between two or more groups of people that do not have a language in common”, since their first language is pigeon. My pidgins hover over strmblsd’s head, because they won’t steal from an inactive Sharder until they respond. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel Willbender he/him Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 Everyone looks at strmblsd menacingly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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