BlueWildRye he/him Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 45 minutes ago, Edema Rue said: WHY I begin to nod sagely at strmblsd, then notice Vyz. I take the sandwich from strm, wince at the pun, then grow large rooty legs and run away in a style faintly reminiscent of Jack Sparrow. You are an Entema Rue, so your Jack Sparrow run is very slow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 Except that it’s fast! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 I jump in, steal the sandwich and run off to the other side of the milky way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 I become sad because I wanted to play Pirates of the Caribbean while Etreema rue was running, then out of anger I swat the Sandwich out of Unintelligenius’ hand and storm off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwinSouls he/him Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 I pick the sandwich off the ground as Vyz storms off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 I take the Sandwich. No fancy way of doing it, no elaborate plans or equipment. I walk up and casually grab the Sandwich from TwinSouls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 I chuckle, then I grow louder until my laugh is a giant roar because this was all part of my plan at the very beginning, ever since there was a sandcastle on this thread I formulated a plan to take the Sandwich at this very moment. This plan was now put into action as a complex pulley system yanked on Jerome’s foot, which I attached without anyone noticing, sending the monkey flying into BlueWildRye, who was standing on a very inconspicuous giant x on the floor, this impact was specifically calculated so that the Sandwich rolled down a chute planted in the ground, this chute led straight to the stolen alley wall from the beginning of this game, which I carved into a pedestal shaped like a Sandwich. The Sandwich falls onto this pedestal, triggering a mechanism that launches it to the very hill where this all started. I walk up to the sandwich and grab it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 I take a fishing pole and hook the Sandwich out of your hand, then reel it towards me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 This is why I post here so often I hold out my hand and levitate the Sandwich towards me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 I slap you, knocking you to the ground. I stare at the Sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 *nostalgia* I get knocked to the ground, I desperately crawl towards the Sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unintelligenius he/him Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 (edited) I am being sad that the sandwich was knocked from my hands so Jerome comes over and reminds me of our magnificent magical mage powers. Together we create a portal that sucks the sandwich through it and straight into my hands. Edited July 31 by Unintelligenius stupid grammer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 I am confused who Portal the sucks is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 I BRING THE SANDWICH BACK FROM THE BRUNETTE CULT THREAD BECAUSE RYE BROUGHT IT THERE. *cackles and runs away* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said: I BRING THE SANDWICH BACK FROM THE BRUNETTE CULT THREAD BECAUSE RYE BROUGHT IT THERE. *cackles and runs away* Wait he did? edit: he really did I trip Glass and take the Sandwich to my Super secret base somewhere in Siberia. Edited August 1 by Vyzkel Willbender 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 I nuke Siberia 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 I don a hazmat suit, go to Siberia, and steal the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueWildRye he/him Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 1 hour ago, strmblsd said: I nuke Siberia The human death toll is zero. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 I, who now has four arms and six fingers per hand, steal the Sandwich with relative ease. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SourCandyLime He/Him Posted August 4 Report Share Posted August 4 I look in wonder at the abomination Vyz has become, all while holding the sandwich in my hand, looking through a telescope from the moon, as I have been hanging there with the real sandwich for about a month. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 4 Report Share Posted August 4 I, having suddenly appeared next to you now that you've revealed your location, slap you, then punt the Sandwich back to Earth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 4 Report Share Posted August 4 I catch the flaming fireball known as the Sandwich as it reenters the atmosphere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strmblsd he/him. (You lost the game) Posted August 4 Report Share Posted August 4 I make a wish on it thinking it was a shooting star. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Through The Living Glass She/Her Posted August 4 Report Share Posted August 4 Vyz burns up in the atmosphere and Strmblsd's wish comes true because of it. The Sandwich hits the ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyzkel he/he Posted August 4 Report Share Posted August 4 I look down at my body, then I scream out in joy because I am now back to my normal form, I jump up in the air, excited that I’m finally myself again. I also pick up the Sandwich from the floor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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